funny life stories?

so i made a post on my wall about something funny that happened and keep comenting on it with other funny stories so i decided that i should just make a thing to put them on
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GhillyFeels
I met one of my friends in the most weird way possible.
So it’s Halloween. Tuesday, 10/31/17. All my friends and family are out trick or treating. I’m not though, because five days before this, I woke up with awful stomach pains. Four days ago I missed my second football game of the season. Saturday and Sunday I spent lying on the couch in agony. Late Monday night was kinda a blur, I spent it under anesthesia in some hospital somewhere. Now here I am laying on the couch, shirtless, See More▼
Blue_star
interesting
also you interrupted my aphmau vid and now im crying
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Blue_star
@hansedak000 lol ok
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on April 25
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hansedak000
All the characters
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on April 25
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Blue_star
@hansedak000 omg same who is your favorite character?
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on April 25
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hansedak000
I love Aphmau I wanna be on her channel
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on April 13
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on October 30, 2018
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GhillyFeels
TLDR— Lost my appendix, gained a best friend and possible love interest
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on October 30, 2018
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on October 30, 2018
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Jrenner
Yesterday when it was really late I went outside and started screaming I kissed a girl
Blue_star
lol
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on November 02, 2018
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hansedak000
I have a funny one. This was yesterday at school when I was eating lunch with my friends ( one of them was at the dentist) ( one of them has a different lunch) and it was me and my friend Addy and said I should text Alissa if she was coming back, and it replied back as “who is this” and I said me Dakota. And the person said “my name is Jaroun people call me JD” and I said “sorry wrong number “ . It was Addy and Alissa’s fault. Alissa gave me her wrong number to her new phone. See More▼
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Blue_star
(only aphmau fans will understand)
so on halloween I was kawaii~chan and my friend nutella and i were talking outside in the hall (since our classrooms are across from eachother) and someone came out of the room and she was dressed as an angel and i just screamed "ITS IRENE" while pointing at her and then instantly ran into my classroom
hansedak000
Hahahahaha that’s funny she thought is was Irene from When Angels Fall. Hehe so funny
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Blue_star
lol I didn't think she was, I was making a refrence
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sadlonelykitsune
Here's the last funny one that I know... when my brother was playing Far Cry 5, he blew up the truck and the two bad guys went flying as the other one got hit by a another truck that was driving by...then my father said, "That guy didn't seem happy when the vehicle came by!" And I started laughing like heck....last but not least..I saw this football player that came out of no where in town, as he started running towards the guy, he said, "Here, take this football!" As the football See More▼
on November 01, 2018
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sadlonelykitsune
The second hilarious story that I did in the game was C.O.D...it was a battle challenge that we were doing...while I was hiding on the roof, I watched my father walk past by...then I jumped off the roof behind him and I yelled, "Surprise!" While shooting...suddenly, my father turned around, and was like "Huh?" Then he shot me as I died falling to the ground...
on November 01, 2018
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sadlonelykitsune
I do have something hilarious, when my father was playing Dead Island...he was pretending to teach a zombie about math while the zombies were going after him...while the zombies were after him, he starts kicking and asking them about the answers of math and said the answers when the zombies hit to the ground...right after that the zombie died and he said, "Awe, he didn't survive from math..." then he looks over the other zombie and realized that it died happy with a smile on his See More▼
on November 01, 2018
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EmptySoul
Before my dad passed away, one day we went to McDonald’s and all he had was hundreds and we went up to the drive through and when my dad handed the woman at the window she yelled “Hundred!” And the manager looked at us, and my dad drives this van that looks like a van that clowns that kidnap people looks like, and she counted it out and gave us an extra burger but I think she gave us all our change I’ll remember that for a while lol
on October 30, 2018
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The.Ice.Is.Melting
When I was like 10 years old, I was at McDonald's with my grandma. I went to go get a soda refill, and some 13-14 year old looking boy came up to me and said, "My boi Cristian wants yer number." I was like wtf. I just walked away.
I was kinda tall, so I guess I looked older to him.
Jrenner
@Ice.Moon.Melting he probably was doing a dare
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on October 30, 2018
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Blue_star
wth
kinda reminds me of a time i was at a trampoline park with my friend and this boy kept saying his friend liked one of us, (even though we have never met him or his friend) he never said wich one of us and he looked a few years older
it was weird
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on October 30, 2018
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