Turtles-How can I be a turtle?

Turtles-How can I be a turtle?

How can I be a turtle?

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puglover3000
GO to the top of Mt. Everest. Bring a piece of pie and a shovel. Take three bites of the pie and then bury it. then leave Mt. Everest and go to the pet store. find a parakeet and tell it "my banana stole my purple pie". Then leave the store. You don't have to buy the parakeet unless it's too adorable that you can't resist buying it. Then, go home and turn on the TV. Watch anything for 10 minutes without changing the channel. Go swim in a pool for 10 minutes. Then, make a turtle See More▼
Nightcat
That is so awesome.
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on May 06, 2014
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puglover3000
Oh, I forgot to mention: If you do one thing even slightly wrong (like if you swim in ta pool for 10 minutes and one second), you need to do it all over again.
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on December 26, 2013
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BasicCactus
I'm gonna try that!
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on December 25, 2013
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xKearax

I bless you with my angelic disguise
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on July 11, 2013
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puglover3000
on July 11, 2013
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xKearax
WOW.
THAT'S THE BEST ADVICE I'VE HEARD SO FAR XD
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on July 11, 2013
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on July 10, 2013
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kellygirl2
you need to get a bag with some cheese and some green paint
on January 07, 2013
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Greater_Dog
Also you have to like the water and warm climate!
on December 31, 2012
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BasicCactus
Walk around your house on your hands and knees with a circular laundry basket taped to your back and a green hat.
I did that once and I even went so far as to walk around my neighborhood. Try it, it works.
on December 25, 2013
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Rainbow_Bird
How can a turtle be human? Hmm! How come no one ask THAT question! He he he he!
xKearax
lol!
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on June 25, 2013
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on June 25, 2013
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Nightcat
Believe you are a turtle. You have to BELIEVE in here *taps head*
xKearax
on May 08, 2014
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Greater_Dog
Don't reply at all, have a hump on your back and walk EXTREMELY slow. LOL!
xKearax
that's a compliment! lol
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on December 31, 2012
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Greater_Dog
Sorry...
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on December 31, 2012
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xKearax
...sorry, i have to reply! that's such a weird answer
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