Which is your favorite Jon Cozart parody?

Which is your favorite Jon Cozart parody?

After Ever After
20%
4 votes
After Ever After
After Ever After 2
30%
6 votes
After Ever After 2
Harry potter in 99 seconds
40%
8 votes
Harry potter in 99 seconds
movie villain melody
10%
2 votes
movie villain melody
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Comments (23)

TheSortingHat
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon,
WHEN I SEPARATE THEIR BODIES FROM THEIR HEADS
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TheSortingHat
@Piggy_007 it's the pocahontas one.
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TheSortingHat
Ugh ok I can do the entire phrase

After John Smith traveled back to England,
I helped my people cultivate the fields,
more English, French and Spaniards came to visit,
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel See More▼
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on April 21, 2015
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on April 21, 2015
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on April 20, 2015
bluebear0914
I loved being a princess down in
this beautiful ocean blue
but mermaids are going missing
they end up in someone's stew!
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bluebear0914
Just try to put yourself in
Somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem
With fishing and oil spills
Oh no!
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bluebear0914
Hey I'm okay but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark on the war on terror
Aladdin was taken by the C I a
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man See More▼
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on April 20, 2015
Marvele
Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
China men feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends See More▼
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on April 20, 2015
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on April 20, 2015
bluebear0914
after ever after
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on April 18, 2015
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on April 18, 2015
bluebear0914
There once was a boy named harry
destined to be a star
his parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar!
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Karasuno
Yo Harry, yer a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor!
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bluebear0914
there once was a boy named harry
who constantly conquered death
in one final battle between good and bad
he may take his final breath...


That was Awesome!!!!
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on April 18, 2015
Karasuno
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
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on April 18, 2015
bluebear0914
he is forced to leave the school
umbridge arrives
draco's a tool
kids break into the ministry
serious black is dead as can be! Oh!
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on April 18, 2015
Karasuno
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back
Now you're revolutionary
Harry, Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him
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on April 18, 2015
bluebear0914
harry gets put in the triwizard tournament
with dragons and mermaids
oh no
Edward Cullen gets slayed
he's back!
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on April 18, 2015
Karasuno
They use time travel so they can save
The Prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
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on April 18, 2015
bluebear0914
harry blows up aunt marge
dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
the rats a man
and the prisoner is at large
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on April 18, 2015
Karasuno
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
A ginormous secret chamber
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on April 18, 2015
bluebear0914
draco is a daddy's boy
quarrel becomes unemployed
and the sorcerer's a stone's destroyed by Dumbledore!
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on April 18, 2015
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on April 18, 2015
Karasuno
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds and I like After Ever After as well
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on April 18, 2015
Adderstar
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds! I've memorized the whole thing by heart! 😝
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Marvele
Me too!
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on April 19, 2015
Karasuno
Same!
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on April 18, 2015
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on April 18, 2015