CrystalDiamond Competitions - Page 2
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PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
It's K bruh.
on September 27, 2014
AnimePup
Hehe, my bad. -3-
on September 27, 2014
PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
Hehe... I don't like jokes .-.
on September 27, 2014
AnimePup
xD I was actually joking! That's not a lot of light for one. LAWL.
on September 27, 2014
PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
Oh, let me put a warning.
on September 27, 2014
on September 27, 2014
on September 27, 2014
OKAY! A TON of entries...
3RD PLACE: TossedWhisper4
2ND PLACE: LovelyPerson
&[]1ST PLACE&[] STORMTHEFOX (with the first one u posted)
Honorable Mentions:
CrystalWings
MockingjayDistrict See More▼
Biggest -___- moment:
Parabolic
3RD PLACE: TossedWhisper4
2ND PLACE: LovelyPerson
&[]1ST PLACE&[] STORMTHEFOX (with the first one u posted)
Honorable Mentions:
CrystalWings
MockingjayDistrict See More▼
Biggest -___- moment:
Parabolic
on September 27, 2014
1. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
2. Have you heard the joke the don't tell idiots?
No........ Oh.....
3. Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow's got the udder!
4. What's it called when you lend money to a bison? See More▼
A buffa-loan!
5. (The last one) A magician was driving down the road.... Then he turned into a drive way.
Because it's a little meteor.
2. Have you heard the joke the don't tell idiots?
No........ Oh.....
3. Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow's got the udder!
4. What's it called when you lend money to a bison? See More▼
A buffa-loan!
5. (The last one) A magician was driving down the road.... Then he turned into a drive way.
on September 27, 2014
on September 25, 2014
A man asked a cat how are you feeling?
the cat: im FELINE good and i am just PURRfect
Man: ummm...
Cat: hey c'mon i'm just KITTYing around!!!
Me: -backs away slowly-
the cat: im FELINE good and i am just PURRfect
Man: ummm...
Cat: hey c'mon i'm just KITTYing around!!!
Me: -backs away slowly-
on September 25, 2014
Two penguins were on an iceberg. One turned to the other and said "Radio."
on September 22, 2014
My entry for lame jokes :
What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?
AN INVESTIGATOR!
*
HECK LAME.
What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?
AN INVESTIGATOR!
*
HECK LAME.
on September 22, 2014
The rogue said to the pirate: "What's crackin'?
Pirate: "Kraken? Where??"
Kraken: "Here!" :D
Pirate: "Kraken? Where??"
Kraken: "Here!" :D
on September 22, 2014
Two mobile phones met and fell in love. They got married and the ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent!"
on September 21, 2014
Knock knock
Who dat?
I-G-G-Y
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock See More▼
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?
Who dat?
I-G-G-Y
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock See More▼
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?
@JeweledOwl812 Iggy is a rapper, and in one of her songs it goes: who dat who dat? I-G-G-Y
on September 26, 2014
on September 20, 2014
Question: How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
Answer: Would everyone please exit the swimming pool?
From "Savage Drift" by Emmy Laybourne
Answer: Would everyone please exit the swimming pool?
From "Savage Drift" by Emmy Laybourne
on September 20, 2014
Yo mama so fat that she went on a diet.
Why did the chicken first the road? He didnt.
knock knock?
Who's there?
i
i who?
iphone
Why did the chicken first the road? He didnt.
knock knock?
Who's there?
i
i who?
iphone
on September 20, 2014
on September 20, 2014