Really Really Ridiculously Good Pick Up Lines

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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'
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on March 01
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Djibouti Is a country, but Uranus is out of this world.
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on March 01
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?

(Best pick up line!)
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on February 26
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You're pretty, I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute.
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on February 26
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Hey girl,are you Madusa? Because you make me rock hard. Lol 😂
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on February 25
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LOZ pick up line for girls to use (yay gender equality!): Hey, are you a master sword? Because I'd let you penetrate me.
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hendercat8
Charmander duh
on March 09
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on February 24
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Do you know what I like in a girl?
MAH DICK
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KonataAndSebastianWithCakeAndCornets
on February 25
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Dawnstar
Uhhh... Stuff yourself in a suit.
on February 24
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on February 24
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So many nopes!
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on February 24
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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Lightstriker195
But, that doesn't make me one
on February 24
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Parabolic
But you're predicting like one
on February 24
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Lightstriker195
But I'm not a weatherman
on February 24
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Parabolic
But good thing weather men aren't too reliable though right?
on February 24
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ACupOfTaeTwoSugaCubesAndAKookie
on February 24
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on February 24
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(Content warning, please forgive me)
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
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Lightstriker195
Ah, OK. That makes a bit more sense
on February 24
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Do_Not_Fear_The_Reaper
Australian Air Force Cadet
on February 24
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Lightstriker195
The all American football conference?
on February 24
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hendercat8
XDDD
on February 24
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Do_Not_Fear_The_Reaper
As A AAFC Leading cadet I order you to stop this nonsense
on February 24
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on February 24
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Are you a bee? Because I buzz for you
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on February 24
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I don't need the song of storms to make you wet 😏
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on February 23
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Why is @EveryonesSenpai not on here yet??
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Lucky_Queen
I agree.
on February 24
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Lightstriker195
I have no idea. I think it violates the laws of social physics
on February 23
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on February 23
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Hey, what's your number? I lost mine
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Do_Not_Fear_The_Reaper
Sorry, but no
on February 23
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Wolfhumanlover
Person: *says that*
Me: Ok *gives him GET-ALIFE* That's my number
Person: Rude
on February 23
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on February 23
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You're not 18 yet? Don't worry, I know the song of time. 😏
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FullmetalSoulButler
i dont know if this is funny or horrific....
on February 24
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breann.west.5
XD
on February 24
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Do_Not_Fear_The_Reaper
God help whoever you end up with @breann.west.5
on February 24
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Rebel_Assasin
@Dungeon_Master inside joke of myself...
on February 23
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breann.west.5
Is your name Saria? Cause tonight you're gonna get lost in my woods.

You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of time.

Are you a shadow crystal? Because when you touch me, I turn into a beast.

I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
on February 23
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