Really Really Ridiculously Good Pick Up Lines
Have any good pickup lines? Tell them here. (This page is dedicated to @EveryonesSenpai)
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on March 01, 2016
on February 26, 2016
LOZ pick up line for girls to use (yay gender equality!): Hey, are you a master sword? Because I'd let you penetrate me.
on February 24, 2016
on February 24, 2016
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
on February 24, 2016
(Content warning, please forgive me)
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
on February 24, 2016
Why is @EveryonesSenpai not on here yet??
on February 23, 2016
Hey, what's your number? I lost mine
on February 23, 2016
You're not 18 yet? Don't worry, I know the song of time. ?
Is your name Saria? Cause tonight you're gonna get lost in my woods.
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of time.
Are you a shadow crystal? Because when you touch me, I turn into a beast.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
You make me harder than the water temple of Ocarina of time.
Are you a shadow crystal? Because when you touch me, I turn into a beast.
I don't need the song of storms to make you wet.
on February 23, 2016
on February 23, 2016