Puns!

Basically, if you have a good pun, put it here because I lobe them. Enough said =P

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I have a ww2 presentation...but I bet you would be Fuhrerious if you saw Hitler's slide.......I'll quite Stalin and tell you that there were Hitler memes on his slide....

I'm sorry for my horrible puns.

*Sees whale*
Whale...Whale...Whale....What do we have here?

I'm better at making puns in the moment....when things are actually happening....I can't think of anymore...
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tylnapp
Math Puns....or are they not puns at all?

I tried to find my X in the problem, but she canceled herself out.

I would find an X, but that would add to the problem...

Simply put, your X is Irrational.....

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on February 20
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on February 20
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy.
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Kanya888
Niiiiice!
on February 20
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on February 20
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Crap, everyone to TOADally stole my puns.
I wish I was a frog so I could eat everything that bugs me...
I toad you these were bad.
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on February 15
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Gray is a bit of a stripper. Yes, he walks around in his underwear. Yes, Juvia is crazy about him. No, he has not noticed kohai yet. Gray Fullbuster (Elsa) gets in lots of fights with Natsu, but he's a pretty "cool" guy (PUNZ!). He remains "chill" (more PUNZ!) mostly, but he can be "ice cold" at times (Help me, I'm dying inside. xD). Careful, though. Gruvia is a pretty "cool" ship that's spreading on like "snow spreads on land".
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AnimatronicHeart
Wow. XD
on February 15
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KonataAndSebastianWithCakeAndCornets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
on February 15
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on February 15
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I would tell a chemistry joke, but I doubt that I would get any reaction to it.
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TeenMedium
Oh my
on February 19
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Glutin_The_Yokai
on February 14
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MagentaHusky
XD
on February 14
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on February 14
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you cat to be kitten me right meow!
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on February 14
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YOUR GIRAFFING ME CRAZY!!!
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on February 14
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This is a purrfect page for puns. ^^
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on February 14
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