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Two men walk in a bar
One man orders H2O
The second man said "I'll have H2O, too"
The second man dies.....what happened
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Whisker_Queer
He drank hydrogen peroxide I think
on July 20, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
on June 26, 2015
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Straight_Outta_Snuggie
on June 26, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
Yea I think H2O2 is poison or my teacher isn't really good at teaching
on June 26, 2015
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Straight_Outta_Snuggie
on June 26, 2015
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on June 26, 2015
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What mouse walks on two legs
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Mickey mouse. And ALL DUCKS
16 days ago
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Russian_Pyromaniac
True but no @MariaTheWolf
on June 27, 2015
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SmolBeanie696
Jerry the mouse from Tom and Jerry?
on June 27, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
Nope @Wolfie_The_Pet_Wolf
on June 26, 2015
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Wolfie_Is_Leashed
Um, computer mouse?
One left click and one right click?
on June 26, 2015
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on June 26, 2015
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If you have me, you want to share me
If you share me, you haven't got me
What am I?
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Russian_Pyromaniac
That is also right
on June 26, 2015
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Hogwarts_Huntress
Secrets?
on June 26, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
Haha yes @MariaTheWolf
on June 26, 2015
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SmolBeanie696
Acookie
on June 26, 2015
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on June 26, 2015
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A man pushes a car into a hotel
He pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away
What was he doing?
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Parabolic
Knew it :3
on June 27, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
Yep @Parabolic
on June 27, 2015
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Parabolic
Playing monopoly
on June 27, 2015
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Russian_Pyromaniac
Ha nope @MariaTheWolf
on June 26, 2015
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SmolBeanie696
Snack car?
on June 26, 2015
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on June 26, 2015
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......I hate riddles..... *walks out*
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on June 26, 2015
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John owned a pear tree. Everyone raved about how good the fruit was. So the local grocery store called and asked if they could buy some. John thought about it. He knew that the tree had eight branches, and each branch had five sticks. Each stick had four twigs, and each twig bore one piece of fruit.

How many plums was the farmer able to deliver?
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Sassy_Mime
YAAAAAY
on April 07, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Np problem! You also win a life-sized Millard Fillmore carved out of earwax!
on April 07, 2015
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Sassy_Mime
Wow!!! Thanks
on April 07, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@Gameguy255 @Wolvesareawesomelol

Yes! You win a trip to The Amazing Theme Park Of Vomit! (Includes detailed displays of vomit, fossilized vomit, pictures of people vomiting, and a Vomit Contest! Call now to get a free annual pass!)
on April 07, 2015
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Sassy_Mime
None.
on April 07, 2015
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on April 07, 2015
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A man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick.

What happened?
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gothicskittlescupcake
XD
@KamiKami
on April 07, 2015
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KamiKami
Didn't think so. XD
on April 07, 2015
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gothicskittlescupcake
Nope
@KamiKami
on April 07, 2015
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KamiKami
Someone bucket and stick, threw a projectile phone booth at a man?

lol Idk?
on April 07, 2015
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on April 07, 2015
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Smell me, buy me, deliver me.

I will not change.

What am I?
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
on April 07, 2015
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DeadPunkette
Hurray!
on April 07, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Scent, cent, sent.
on April 07, 2015
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on April 07, 2015
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There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.


LOL I BET NO ONE CAN GET THIS CORRECT
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gothicskittlescupcake
Lol correct
@Markimoo
on April 07, 2015
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DeadPunkette
A eunuch who did not see well saw a bat perched on a reed and threw a pumice stone at him which missed.

:3
on April 07, 2015
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gothicskittlescupcake
Oh durr
@Markimoo
Yeah I know it's on a website...
on April 07, 2015
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DeadPunkette
On a website.
on April 07, 2015
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gothicskittlescupcake
What?
@Markimoo
Where?
on April 07, 2015
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on April 07, 2015
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Yay I love riddles!!!!!!
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on April 07, 2015
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A man was sitting in his living room when he heard a crash. He turned around and saw that someone had thrown a brick through his window. He looked out the window and saw a boy running away, and he guessed that the boy was one of the Crimson triplets in the neighborhood. Their names were Paul, Mark, and Joe.
The next day, the man got a note that said "? Crimson. He broke your window."
The man immediately knew who to interrogate.

How? And who broke his window?

:3
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Maya_swan
Well at least I got one thing right
on April 07, 2015
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@Markimoo is correct
@Ella_swan is correct with the person but not with her explanation
on April 07, 2015
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DeadPunkette
I KNOW.

Interrogate: Ask
Mark: Question Mark!!
on April 07, 2015
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Maya_swan
was it mark? and i'm still figuring out how he did it. oh wait i know but i think i will just message you it so no one gets any ideas
on April 07, 2015
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on April 07, 2015
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I have a riddle but it only works verbally! Gah that sucks!
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on February 02, 2015
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Where does the 13th man come from?
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Foxtrot4
Friday's with pewdiepie.
on March 16, 2015
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on February 02, 2015
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A blue house is made of blue bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, a red house is made of red bricks, an orange house is made of orange bricks. What would the green house be made of?
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miss.smol.bean
on February 02, 2015
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BasicCactus
X3 YAS.
on February 02, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
Yes
on February 02, 2015
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BasicCactus
Glass?
on February 02, 2015
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on February 02, 2015
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I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
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miss.smol.bean
on February 02, 2015
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Lady_Artemis
DAMNIT!!!
on February 02, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
@JackieTheHedgehog CLOSE! It's wind :3
on February 02, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
on February 02, 2015
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Parabolic
Hortan crossing the bridge!
on February 02, 2015
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on February 02, 2015
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What kind of rocks does Frankenstein have in his collection?
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miss.smol.bean
How did you know? XD
on February 01, 2015
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Adderstar
Tombstones
on February 01, 2015
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on February 01, 2015
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Take one out, and scratch my head. I am now black, but once was red. What am I?
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miss.smol.bean
I am a match :3
on February 01, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
@Markimoo Nooopppeee!
on February 01, 2015
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DeadPunkette
Tick...? Blood...? IDK
on February 01, 2015
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on February 01, 2015
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What Is The Longest Word In The Dictionary?
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miss.smol.bean
Hewwo :3
on February 01, 2015
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Fiendish_Heathen
Hewwo, Friend. :3
on February 01, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
I get it! XD
on February 01, 2015
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DeadPunkette
:\
on February 01, 2015
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Fiendish_Heathen
Because Their Is A Mile Between Each S.
on February 01, 2015
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on February 01, 2015
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What is so fragile that if you say its name it breaks
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ZealyWealy
Indeed
on February 01, 2015
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Sassy_Mime
Silence.
on February 01, 2015
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on February 01, 2015
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What's so gentle that it prances in the sky
But it can take lives with the blink of an eye?
It comes in many forms, types, and shapes
And it's outside watching you with a happy face (most of the time at least...)
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Sassy_Mime
I made it rhyme... ;3
on February 01, 2015
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Sassy_Mime
Correct! .3.
on February 01, 2015
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Adderstar
The clouds?
on February 01, 2015
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on February 01, 2015
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