im so funny lost my last job bc “oh we need someone who can ACTUALLY bartend” so i proceeded to get a job at a more prestigious bar 5 and a half days after the fact and my boss there (same boss as previous job before the first bartending job) is actually nice
about 4 hours ago
literally idk how things got this bad i was finally doing well after several months of intense burnout from a high volume service job and thought i landed a good job that pays well and i enjoyed just to be stabbed in the back and then i crashed out and cut off more than half my hair so now im chopped unemployed and in love with my situationship from 2 years ago do i end my shit before it gets worse or
yesterday
genuinely things haven’t been this bad since i got cheated on why are we passively suicidal in the big 26
yesterday
mfw the job i’ve been at for almost 3 months abruptly fires me w no notice or communication 🤕went to work today “Hey we hired someone else they’re working your shifts now go home” Im going to bazinga blast my brains out
on Sunday
9 days ago
i keep forgetting im an ordained minister
i need to get my clergy id card so any time anyone says my name i can be like “actually that’s reverend analog.whore to you” and flash that shi like a police badge
12 days ago
12 days ago
into chess again 💀
it’s not something i can even make into a quirky little “hahaha yeah i loved chess when i was younger” no i was weird about it. i started playing in 4th grade and would skip lunch to play chess w my teacher. in high school i used to play competitively. like serious bracketed chess competitions and more often than not i would make it to the semifinals at least!!! See More i would set aside like an hour or 2 a day specifically to study tactics i was so weird about chess
14 days ago
14 days ago
14 days ago
who gave me a cold…not cool
not even bad enough to be funny when i had the flu it was funny bc i was basically on my deathbed but?? itchy eyes bruh and i sneezed this is tuoid
17 days ago
17 days ago
my bathroom sink hates to see me and my scissors coming
17 days ago
can’t sleep bc my period j ended and for some reason that makes my stomach hurt but my ball stompers (new rocks) r scheduled to deliver tomorrow
17 days ago
the work gc hates to see me coming
idgaf if they even get mad the shifts r longer, it’s a way less stressful environment, i actually get to make drinks instead of being forced to take orders my whole damn shift and i make SO more money because it’s a BAR i think if i flirted with customers like that at my other job id get fired bc its an evil hospitality company
23 days ago
i don’t even hide it anymore “can anyone take my shift so i can take a shift at the bar” im gonna get fired ❤️🩹
23 days ago
23 days ago
my stupid ass bought tea, incense, and two tiny ceramic animals and now i have 60 dollars to my name until friday but then i’m getting paid for like 25 hours of work between both jobs and (unusual for me i usually work like 13 hrs a week max bc im in school) and i tipped out out over $100 in credit card tips for one of said shifts i fear im going to be bad
24 days ago