i keep forgetting im an ordained minister
cicada
@yukari yeth
on March 10
yukari
can you marry me and my situationship who hates me
on March 09
cicada
i need to get my clergy id card so any time anyone says my name i can be like “actually that’s reverend analog.whore to you” and flash that shi like a police badge
on March 09
on March 09
into chess again 💀
it’s not something i can even make into a quirky little “hahaha yeah i loved chess when i was younger” no i was weird about it. i started playing in 4th grade and would skip lunch to play chess w my teacher. in high school i used to play competitively. like serious bracketed chess competitions and more often than not i would make it to the semifinals at least!!! See More i would set aside like an hour or 2 a day specifically to study tactics i was so weird about chess
on March 07
on March 07
on March 07
who gave me a cold…not cool
not even bad enough to be funny when i had the flu it was funny bc i was basically on my deathbed but?? itchy eyes bruh and i sneezed this is tuoid
on March 04
on March 04
my bathroom sink hates to see me and my scissors coming
on March 04
can’t sleep bc my period j ended and for some reason that makes my stomach hurt but my ball stompers (new rocks) r scheduled to deliver tomorrow
on March 04
the work gc hates to see me coming
idgaf if they even get mad the shifts r longer, it’s a way less stressful environment, i actually get to make drinks instead of being forced to take orders my whole damn shift and i make SO more money because it’s a BAR i think if i flirted with customers like that at my other job id get fired bc its an evil hospitality company
on February 26
i don’t even hide it anymore “can anyone take my shift so i can take a shift at the bar” im gonna get fired ❤️🩹
on February 26
on February 26
my stupid ass bought tea, incense, and two tiny ceramic animals and now i have 60 dollars to my name until friday but then i’m getting paid for like 25 hours of work between both jobs and (unusual for me i usually work like 13 hrs a week max bc im in school) and i tipped out out over $100 in credit card tips for one of said shifts i fear im going to be bad
on February 25
why is it that when i have work or school my dreams r always heavenly and beautiful and im living in a cottage with the one who got away but when i actually have time to sleep in suddenly im being forced to bring a child into the world
on February 24
yesterday i was bartending and i served these guys a few rounds and while i was scrubbing a coffee urn with a toilet brush one of them stood up, bent over, and said “me next” he tipped me like 50 dollars do u think he want me
on February 22
i can’t wait to quit my stupid chud job (not the bar I like the bar)
if they expect me to close alone on friday with no help from the managers istg i will get another workplace injury i there are glass jars in the cabinets still and I can trip and fall.
on February 18
on February 18
new wuthering heights movie is ass btw heathcliff is not a white man
sigh another beautifully written period piece about classism, racism, patriarchy, etc etc watered down to forbidden love and on screen sex
on February 20
on February 17
yesterday a lady told me i made one of the best old fashioneds she’s ever had and it went to my head
on February 15
was making prints yesterday and was almost done color correcting and the processor jammed as i was on my final print😭 pmoo had to open it up n everything got exposed
on February 14
on February 11
