
guYS I OPENED UP MY 3 DS AND FORGOT I WAS ON A CUTSCENE WHERE SHEIK GOES WHOOSH AND IT WAS SO LOUD.
D YING.
D YING.
on July 28, 2016

My search history:
"How do Gorons reproduce?"
"How do the Gerudo reproduce?"
"How do the Kokiri reproduce if they're all children?"
"How do Gorons reproduce?"
"How do the Gerudo reproduce?"
"How do the Kokiri reproduce if they're all children?"

on July 28, 2016

Huh.
Well, Kokiri don't grow up, but how did they all get there..?????
Gerudo is confusing because they're all girls and they have one male like
What every hundred years or something?
Well, Kokiri don't grow up, but how did they all get there..?????
Gerudo is confusing because they're all girls and they have one male like
What every hundred years or something?
on July 28, 2016
on July 28, 2016

I took a picture of myself and uploaded it on another site and a friend was making a face in the background. It wouldn't recognize my face but it tried to tag my friend as my cousin, John
on July 28, 2016

If Bree of Hyrule went thru the Ocarina of Time dungeons:
Deku Tree:
"Ew. Cobwebs everywhere. It's not enjoyable, walking through something that came out of a spider's butt."
"Ugh, I think I got a splinter! Oh wait, I'm wearing gloves."
"Ugh. *jump* I'm too short-- *jump* To reach the platform!"
"Eugh. Skulltula."
Dodongo Cavern: See More
"WHAT IN DIN'S NAME IS THAT THING!? (Referring to a Beamos)"
"WHY CAN'T I PICK THIS STUPID GORON PLANT UP!?"
"Baby Dodongos look like little fishies that explode."
"*after learning how to kill Dodongos* Exploding Butts....?"
"*making fun of King Dodongo while he rolls around* WATCH OUT FOR MY BODY ROLLS!--S***. Standing in the lava..."
Inside of Jabu Jabu:
"Out of everywhere this dungeon could've been. Inside of a giant fish"
Okay, you glorified fish stick. Get on my back. -o-"
"*while carrying Ruto around a quiet room. Suddenly yells* SUSHI!!"
"Ew. What in Din's Name am I standing in?"
"Ugh. Smells like Puberty in here."
"*constantly getting zapped by Biri*
Forest temple:
"Okay Ghosties. Joke's over. Give Me the fire. "
"How do I shoot a bow...? *accidentally shoots self in eye* "
"This hallway is twisty."
"MMMMPHHHFFF *getting squished by wallmaster*"
"So many spiders."
Fire temple:
"I'm not gonna eat you, Goron-Moron."
"Its so bloody hot in here!"
"WHAT THE-- LIKE FREAKING LIKE?!"
"Uurk....So.....High....."
"WHACK A MOLE."
Ice cavern:
*is completely.comfortable with it*"
Water Temple:
"Ugh. I can't swim."
"I'M LOST."
"How do I play the royal song again?"
"Tektites suck"
Bottom of the Well;
"SWEET MOTHER OF NAYRU!!"
"AGHHHH. A REDEAD."
"GREEN BUBBLE!?!?"
"THE LIKELIKES GONNA EAT ME."
"EW DEAD HAND."
Shadow Temple:
"I hear bongos..."
"These boots look like bunny slippers...What!?"
"Stalfos. Ugh."
"Can this lens really see through everything?"
"Ughhhh. I hate boats--AGH MORE STALFOS."
Spirit temple:
*is pretty comfortable mostly*
*is so short that she dodges the iron knuckles attacks*
Ganon's Castle:
"He's playing.....Bagpipes.....?"
Deku Tree:
"Ew. Cobwebs everywhere. It's not enjoyable, walking through something that came out of a spider's butt."
"Ugh, I think I got a splinter! Oh wait, I'm wearing gloves."
"Ugh. *jump* I'm too short-- *jump* To reach the platform!"
"Eugh. Skulltula."
Dodongo Cavern: See More
"WHAT IN DIN'S NAME IS THAT THING!? (Referring to a Beamos)"
"WHY CAN'T I PICK THIS STUPID GORON PLANT UP!?"
"Baby Dodongos look like little fishies that explode."
"*after learning how to kill Dodongos* Exploding Butts....?"
"*making fun of King Dodongo while he rolls around* WATCH OUT FOR MY BODY ROLLS!--S***. Standing in the lava..."
Inside of Jabu Jabu:
"Out of everywhere this dungeon could've been. Inside of a giant fish"
Okay, you glorified fish stick. Get on my back. -o-"
"*while carrying Ruto around a quiet room. Suddenly yells* SUSHI!!"
"Ew. What in Din's Name am I standing in?"
"Ugh. Smells like Puberty in here."
"*constantly getting zapped by Biri*
Forest temple:
"Okay Ghosties. Joke's over. Give Me the fire. "
"How do I shoot a bow...? *accidentally shoots self in eye* "
"This hallway is twisty."
"MMMMPHHHFFF *getting squished by wallmaster*"
"So many spiders."
Fire temple:
"I'm not gonna eat you, Goron-Moron."
"Its so bloody hot in here!"
"WHAT THE-- LIKE FREAKING LIKE?!"
"Uurk....So.....High....."
"WHACK A MOLE."
Ice cavern:
*is completely.comfortable with it*"
Water Temple:
"Ugh. I can't swim."
"I'M LOST."
"How do I play the royal song again?"
"Tektites suck"
Bottom of the Well;
"SWEET MOTHER OF NAYRU!!"
"AGHHHH. A REDEAD."
"GREEN BUBBLE!?!?"
"THE LIKELIKES GONNA EAT ME."
"EW DEAD HAND."
Shadow Temple:
"I hear bongos..."
"These boots look like bunny slippers...What!?"
"Stalfos. Ugh."
"Can this lens really see through everything?"
"Ughhhh. I hate boats--AGH MORE STALFOS."
Spirit temple:
*is pretty comfortable mostly*
*is so short that she dodges the iron knuckles attacks*
Ganon's Castle:
"He's playing.....Bagpipes.....?"
on July 28, 2016

Some stuff about my persona:
-Gets nervous easily
-Lazy
-Constantly wears LoZ themed clothing
-Total sleepyhead
-Dorky
-Gets nervous easily
-Lazy
-Constantly wears LoZ themed clothing
-Total sleepyhead
-Dorky
on July 28, 2016

on July 28, 2016
on July 28, 2016

Here comes more anxiety ugh.
Shouldn't be too bad tonight. I think the fact that I was doing the shadow temple before bed and the fact that I'd eaten a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and felt miserable had something to do with it
Shouldn't be too bad tonight. I think the fact that I was doing the shadow temple before bed and the fact that I'd eaten a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and felt miserable had something to do with it
on July 28, 2016

boings around
on July 28, 2016

MOIST MUFFIN
on July 28, 2016

MY HAIR GOT PUFFY. 0w0
on July 28, 2016

on July 28, 2016

My hair just got extremely poofy. Now it looks like someone took a blowdryer to Wii U Link...
on July 28, 2016

Okay, hair is changed again. I don't know how to describe it correctly.
I look like Wii U Link. xD
I look like Wii U Link. xD
on July 28, 2016