The_Watcher - Page 8

My classroom:
That guy: June, you can't read Spanish?
June: No
That guy: You cussed me out in Spanish last week, though!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Teacher: Cussing and reading are two different things
Me (thinking): Not always...

I keep starting quizzes and I never finish them. I have at least six drafts right now. -_-

I always try to predict the rest of the book (usually near the end) based on the author's writing style.

Kind of like this:
Reading Mockingjay (THG): "Watch as she ends up with Peeta"

BUT SOMETIMES IT'S MORE LIKE THIS:
Reading Insurgent (Divergent): "I can only assume that Will is secretly alive and in Erudite custody because of some kind of serum that they developed that is kinda similar to the healing serum, but more powerful, which they used on him because they knew of his See More▼ connection with Tris and they thought they could use him against her (they have so many cameras and could've hidden one in the interrogation room, which would actually be a pretty smart move for when Candor interrogates traitors and initiates). Then Christina and Tris will find him by pure dumb luck, except he has one of the transmitters, which will then be activated simply so that Christina will have to kill him, (because Tris is still having psychological difficulties with guns or lost her gun or ran out of amo or something) so that I start crying like a baby again because Veronica Roth likes to make me cry"
(Yes, that was legit thing I contemplated, and yes, it does sound a bit more absurd now than it did this morning)

I feel like when I ship two people, the universe just alters so they can never be together ever again.

You when your favorite character gets skipped in all the fan videos: -_-

*watching Scooby Doo at a restaurant*
*Creepy Pumpkinish think gets off stick thing*
Me: *pleasently* Oh, well that's terrifying.
Child next to me: *scoots away*

When you get your wisdom teeth removed, your wisdom is also temporarily removed.
Proof: People who get their wisdom teeth removed are always really strange for a while after the wisdom surgery

Me: *carrying basket into school*
Friend: What's in there?
Me: Oh you know, the usual, guns, knives, poison
Friend: Great.
Basket: *full of cupcakes I don't wanna share*

Just saying, but is it really a good thing to be Walking on Sunshine? Like, that would burn your feet (and also your face and legs and arms and everything else) and you would die a painful death.


Just thought I should bring that to your attention. Have fun listening to that song later.

Waiting patiently for you and then being left behind
Leaving to sit with you and then sitting alone

You're teaching the helpers not to help you, because you left them when they would've stayed with you

My sink only has one temperature: Ice cold*


*Except it isn't literally ice and is actually probably warmer than 30° (freezing temperature)