The_Watcher - Page 7
You'll never know.
Okay, this is a weird question, but how to you think Joey Drew shoved people into the ink?
Like, did he strap Wally to one of those weird stretcher things that all of the Borises (Bori?) are on and slowly, like, wheel him into the ink like all of those villans in the movies, or did he just shove Susie in, quick and easy?
Like, seriously, I must know this man's methods!
Like, did he strap Wally to one of those weird stretcher things that all of the Borises (Bori?) are on and slowly, like, wheel him into the ink like all of those villans in the movies, or did he just shove Susie in, quick and easy?
Like, seriously, I must know this man's methods!
on June 10, 2018
Once I had a crush and my best friend told him.
(GIDBRDBAHDJFLSLSNGBK)
I had to go clear that up, by which I mean, deny it, which was awkward, although he was pretty cool about it.
And also, I heard his friend talking about it a while ago....
I then started thinking about the cruelest possible way to execute my BFF
(GIDBRDBAHDJFLSLSNGBK)
I had to go clear that up, by which I mean, deny it, which was awkward, although he was pretty cool about it.
And also, I heard his friend talking about it a while ago....
I then started thinking about the cruelest possible way to execute my BFF
on June 10, 2018
The_Watcher added a question to the starred list
question
i was inspired at my cat who just now decided to jumpscare me at midnight
8 / 2
by Blue_star
on June 10, 2018
The_Watcher created a poll
poll
Wally Franks
Thomas Connor
Sammy Lawrence
Norman Polk
+ 5 more
10 votes
0
by The_Watcher
on June 10, 2018
When you're so late to the party you have to scroll down a full year's worth of tweets to find what your looking for
on June 10, 2018
Watching MatPat play BATIM Chapter 4 *spoilers*:
Alice: I'm hurting Boris! (Lol)
MatPat: *slowly walking up stairs*
Me: FASTER
MatPat: *stops to examine detail*
Me: ?
Alice: *thinking* Why is he ignoring me
Alice: I'm hurting Boris! (Lol)
MatPat: *slowly walking up stairs*
Me: FASTER
MatPat: *stops to examine detail*
Me: ?
Alice: *thinking* Why is he ignoring me
on June 09, 2018
Sister: (Quoting Hinset Trailer) "All the slang is embarrassing: 'oooh shade'" *she likes the Emoji Movie*
Me: It's not just the slang that's embarrassing
Sister: 0_0
Me: It's not just the slang that's embarrassing
Sister: 0_0
on June 09, 2018
CRAP I JUST LOCKED MYSELF OIT OF DEVIANT ART
on June 01, 2018
The first legit conversation between me and one of my best friends.
Friend: "I don't really like that teacher. She reminds me of *insert old teacher's name (from another school)*"
Me: "So... Good or bad?"
Friend: "Bad. Kinda like a drill sergeant."
Me: "We're gonna get along just fine."
Friend: "I don't really like that teacher. She reminds me of *insert old teacher's name (from another school)*"
Me: "So... Good or bad?"
Friend: "Bad. Kinda like a drill sergeant."
Me: "We're gonna get along just fine."
on June 01, 2018
My sister: Alyssa, make a Mary Sue
Me: Okay! This is for Undertale. Okay, so first of all, she's human, and her soul is rainbow colored to show that she has ALL OF THE TRAITS! AND also she's dating Sans! *Falls to floor laughing*
Sister: She has to be evil-
Me: SHE IS! ITS JUST THAT SHE AND SANS ARE *CHOKES INTERNALLY* SO IN LOVE THAT HE BECAME EVIL WITH HER! *Maniacal laughter*
Me: Okay! This is for Undertale. Okay, so first of all, she's human, and her soul is rainbow colored to show that she has ALL OF THE TRAITS! AND also she's dating Sans! *Falls to floor laughing*
Sister: She has to be evil-
Me: SHE IS! ITS JUST THAT SHE AND SANS ARE *CHOKES INTERNALLY* SO IN LOVE THAT HE BECAME EVIL WITH HER! *Maniacal laughter*
on May 31, 2018
on May 31, 2018
DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING WHEN YOU JUST WANNA STAB SOMEONE
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CUZ LIKE SERIOUSLY I'LL STAB YOU RIGHT NOW
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CUZ LIKE SERIOUSLY I'LL STAB YOU RIGHT NOW
on May 31, 2018
**** SOCIETY
CAN WE ALL JUST LIVE BY A POND AND FORGET ABOUT GENDER AND RACE AND OTHER CRAP
CAN WE ALL JUST LIVE BY A POND AND FORGET ABOUT GENDER AND RACE AND OTHER CRAP
on May 30, 2018
My friend: Why do people always add "lol" after they talk about how depressed they are? Like, this is a serious issue
Me: Because they don't want to be "that guy." Like, saying you're feeling awful and you hate your life, first of all, isn't easy, and second, is not exactly a thing that people like to hear about. And nobody don't want a response like that. Adding "lol" at the end makes it a joke, and society loves to joke, especially about serious issues (rather than solving them), See More▼ so that makes their comment, while not totally honest, interesting to the general public. *That's me, anyway*
Me: Because they don't want to be "that guy." Like, saying you're feeling awful and you hate your life, first of all, isn't easy, and second, is not exactly a thing that people like to hear about. And nobody don't want a response like that. Adding "lol" at the end makes it a joke, and society loves to joke, especially about serious issues (rather than solving them), See More▼ so that makes their comment, while not totally honest, interesting to the general public. *That's me, anyway*
on May 30, 2018
When you know that nobody actually cares about you but you just keep posting
on May 30, 2018
A classroom discussion on The Outsiders (Spoilers!)
My teacher: So it wasn't Ponyboy and Johnny who set the fire, because Ponyboy said they were very careful with the matches and cigarettes. It was the kids who started the fire.
Me: I couldn't even light a match at 8!
Best friend: *laughing* Seriously, Alyssa?
Me: Well excuse ME for not being the most skilled arsonist in the room!
My teacher: So it wasn't Ponyboy and Johnny who set the fire, because Ponyboy said they were very careful with the matches and cigarettes. It was the kids who started the fire.
Me: I couldn't even light a match at 8!
Best friend: *laughing* Seriously, Alyssa?
Me: Well excuse ME for not being the most skilled arsonist in the room!
on May 26, 2018
A fun game of Snake Oil (look it up)
Consumer: Mortician
My friend's product: Joy Rake, so you can reap the joy from the dead people/bodies to cure your depression (you "take care of" dead bodies for a living)
My product: Body Magent, to bring all the corpses to you, so you don't have to go get them (or touch them) yourself
Consumer: Mortician
My friend's product: Joy Rake, so you can reap the joy from the dead people/bodies to cure your depression (you "take care of" dead bodies for a living)
My product: Body Magent, to bring all the corpses to you, so you don't have to go get them (or touch them) yourself
on May 24, 2018