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Hello, I am a weirdo and a nerd. Please remember though, I am not a geek. If you look up these three words in the dictionary, you get this:
Weirdo
N. (Pl. weirdos) INFORMAL a person See More▼ whose behaviour seems strange or eccentric.
Nerd (Also nurd)
N. INFORMAL a foolish or contemptible person who lack social skills or is boringly studious.
Geek
N. INFORMAL An unfashionable or socially inept person
And if you look up the word "food" you get this:
Food
N. [mass noun] any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth
All of these definitions are of course, totally wrong. The dictionary should say this:
Weirdo-
A level of coolness involving minions, space, cats, steampunk and whatever else you want to involve. This level of coolness it so cool that not many people understand it.
Nerd-
An awesome person with great science and computer skills. They often are often socially awkward.
Geek-
A person who is obsessed with homework and sees the universe as a school.
Food-
The most awesome thing (excluding David Bowie) to exist in all known universes and quite a lot of unknown ones.
So my advice to normal people:
1. Go to the loo.
2. Eat.
3. Sleep
4. Breathe
5. Repeat
And my advice to weirdos and nerds (or nerdy weirdos):
1. Stop lamas from taking over the world
2. Stick a babel fish in your ear
3. Listen to David Bowie's music
4. Draw squids
5. Do amazing stuff
Finally my advice to geeks:
1. Liven up a bit
2. Have fun
May the force be ever in your favour and may the odds be with you. May the dolphins tell you secrets of the cosmos, may the mice not try to cut your brain open too often and may you love warrior cats until the end comes.
And now there is only one thing to say.
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Weirdo
N. (Pl. weirdos) INFORMAL a person See More▼ whose behaviour seems strange or eccentric.
Nerd (Also nurd)
N. INFORMAL a foolish or contemptible person who lack social skills or is boringly studious.
Geek
N. INFORMAL An unfashionable or socially inept person
And if you look up the word "food" you get this:
Food
N. [mass noun] any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth
All of these definitions are of course, totally wrong. The dictionary should say this:
Weirdo-
A level of coolness involving minions, space, cats, steampunk and whatever else you want to involve. This level of coolness it so cool that not many people understand it.
Nerd-
An awesome person with great science and computer skills. They often are often socially awkward.
Geek-
A person who is obsessed with homework and sees the universe as a school.
Food-
The most awesome thing (excluding David Bowie) to exist in all known universes and quite a lot of unknown ones.
So my advice to normal people:
1. Go to the loo.
2. Eat.
3. Sleep
4. Breathe
5. Repeat
And my advice to weirdos and nerds (or nerdy weirdos):
1. Stop lamas from taking over the world
2. Stick a babel fish in your ear
3. Listen to David Bowie's music
4. Draw squids
5. Do amazing stuff
Finally my advice to geeks:
1. Liven up a bit
2. Have fun
May the force be ever in your favour and may the odds be with you. May the dolphins tell you secrets of the cosmos, may the mice not try to cut your brain open too often and may you love warrior cats until the end comes.
And now there is only one thing to say.
42
"Mom I'm bi...."*looks down nervously*
"You're what?"
"Bisexual......"
"Get out!"
"What?" *tears start to fill eyes*
"Get out of my house and don't come back!"
*starts to cry* "B-but I'm only 13!" See More▼
"I SAID GET OUT!"
*leaves into freezing cold night and commits suicide a few days later*
Repost if you think this is wrong. and you support gay, bisexual or any kind of sexual right.
***Reposted***
"You're what?"
"Bisexual......"
"Get out!"
"What?" *tears start to fill eyes*
"Get out of my house and don't come back!"
*starts to cry* "B-but I'm only 13!" See More▼
"I SAID GET OUT!"
*leaves into freezing cold night and commits suicide a few days later*
Repost if you think this is wrong. and you support gay, bisexual or any kind of sexual right.
***Reposted***
on January 19, 2015
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What lego chima villain are you? Cragger the crocodile prince, Sir Fanger the leader of the ice hunters, or Scorm the king if the scorpions? Time to bring out your evil side!
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by Space10101
on January 17, 2015
Thanks for the follow! Take a cake!
on January 16, 2015
on January 09, 2015
This is the last day of the holidays. Tomorrow it's back to school... OH HOW I HATE IT! WHOEVER INVENTED SCHOOL WAS THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE... Just saying.
on January 06, 2015
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on January 05, 2015
Smoke on the water!
Fire in the sky!
-Smoke on the water (Deep Purple)
Fire in the sky!
-Smoke on the water (Deep Purple)
on January 04, 2015
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Weird is good!
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on January 04, 2015
Thank you for following
on January 03, 2015
For a while, anyone in my bedroom has been getting a lot of weak electric shocks and we did not know why. But I just pulled my blanket onto me, and it created sparks. So I did it again and got a weak electric shock. So thats problem solved, but now I have to sleep with this blanket on me. So if I move, I get an electric shock. It's 11:18 now, so I suppose I had better try to get some sleep... *Snuggles down under blanket* YOW!
on January 03, 2015
Anyone else find this annoying?
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on January 02, 2015
Just watched the film, The Italian Job. It's so funny. I totally recommend it to anyone. I won't spoil it for you by telling you what happens.
on January 02, 2015
Does anyone know what WFFY stands for? The only thing I can think of is weird fluffy friendly yack.
on December 30, 2014
My mum just painted my bedroom walls blue, which is good since it is my favorite colour. You only see the problem when your realise that the paint is still wet and I am the sort of weirdo who gets around by almost literally bouncing off the walls. I also cannot stand the smell of drying paint.
on December 30, 2014
I just discovered that it is hard to sing along to Alice Cooper's Poison, draw pictures of your warrior cats OC and attack someone on clash of the clans all at the same time. I am bad at multitasking.
on December 28, 2014
Character one: It won't open
Character two: Of course it will, put your back into it
Character one: Why don't you come down here and put your back into it?... Oh look. There's a train
Character two: That's a bit vexing...
What movie? Comment for hints!
Character two: Of course it will, put your back into it
Character one: Why don't you come down here and put your back into it?... Oh look. There's a train
Character two: That's a bit vexing...
What movie? Comment for hints!
on December 28, 2014
Regular people say: Facebook, we say: Qfeast
Regular people say: cartoons, We say: anime
Regular people say: Weirdos, We say: Unique
Regular people say: I love katy perry, We say: I love reading
Regular people say: Scary stories, We Say: creepypasta
Regular people would ignore this., We'wouldn't
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~Edited To Match ME (@Bookworm10)
Regular people say: cartoons, We say: anime
Regular people say: Weirdos, We say: Unique
Regular people say: I love katy perry, We say: I love reading
Regular people say: Scary stories, We Say: creepypasta
Regular people would ignore this., We'wouldn't
Repost if your part of that "we" See More▼
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~Edited To Match ME (@Bookworm10)
on December 28, 2014
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on December 28, 2014
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