Orange.Soda - Page 223

When this site dies and you’re the only one on:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

Two of my teeth grew in crooked so it looks like I have fangs and
I’m not that edgy I promise

ARREST ME FOR STEALING FROM BREA-

Give me an AU prompt and one of my characters.
"i mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I'm embarrassed " AU
"i was in your backyard at three AM drunkenly petting your dog and you asked me what the hell i was doing and i slurred something about dogs being great and then i threw up on your feet and fifteen minutes later i was passed out on your couch' AU
"you found me hanging by my fingertips from your window See More and i don't know how to explain that i was trying to rob you and you're hot so maybe we can make out sometime when im not hanging from your window, clinging on for dear life" AU
"we woke up hungover in someone's bed that isn't either of ours and we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops" AU
"i got really drunk and you found me clinging to a lamp post like a drunken koala and it's raining so take me home and we can f uck " AU
"we decide to go camping and pretty much everything goes wrong and it's raining and there's a bear hunting us and we're starving in the forest and trying to survive" AU
"i'm a barista at your favourite cafe and every time you order something, i write a cheesy pick up line on your cup " AU
"you try to propose to me by putting a ring in my coffee at a coffee shop date but i end up choking on it" AU
"I showed up drunk on your doorstep on a snowy night, wearing an Eeyore onesie, probably sick as hell , too" AU

OCs:
-Samantha (A TWELVE YEAR OLD,,)
-William (A 26 year old)
-Johnathan (Seventeen—)
-Jessica (eh, it depends)
-River (Depends as well)

Samantha ran over to your profile, accidentally bumping into a wall.

Alana bounced over quickly overly excited. She was super super supseupsupersupersuper excited

pick an oc and a prompt and they will come onto your wall sooner or later

A- Samantha
B- Jessica
C- William
D- Johnathan

1- crying uncontrollably
2- angry and pouty See More
3- drunk
4- overly excited
5- wanting food
6- mute
7- chibi
8- blind
9- extremely tired
10- wearing dinosaur costume

~whoops, i stole~

LET IT DIE
WHY IS SHREKFEST A THING
LET IT DIE—

Okay so if it’s 2:57 and the date just changed for Qfeast I might be able to get what time zone they’re in.
This is what I do in my free time
I need to stop

OKAY GN FOR REAL
IT’S NEARLY ONE THIRTY FOR ME AND I DON’T WANNA GET YELLED AT FOR SLEEPING IN AGAIN SO GN!!

She’s yet to figure out I have aspergers though.

Okay but honestly I think my grandmother is trying to subtlety tell me Shem knows I’m not straight in some way. She always finds out.

Gonna get ready for bed, gn!

Ok but imagine Alana moving in with Jess and finding the head in the fridge,

Every IQ test says my IQ is like
117
It went down to 115 ;(

Ok, but seriously.
Please advertise this. I’m super proud of it.
https://www.qfeast.com/story/m0oRmv/Lungs-of-Ink

So
25 more.
Such a nice number.

“Oh hey, haven’t seen you in a while! So, we have a fracture wound right here, a bullet wound here..”
Welcome to forensics, Kids—