on January 09, 2017
on January 09, 2017
on January 09, 2017
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Screenshot from one of the vids I have to watch for Biology. IT WAS MADE TWENTY YEARS AGO GUYS
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on January 09, 2017
Thank for putting me in your bio! :D
on January 09, 2017
I love Pinterest clickbait stories that are obviously fake and have some sort of stupid "moral"
"This girl took his parking spot. What he did next is GOLD." (What he did next: Exacted really petty revenge by calling the cops.)
"Kid is shocked with himself when he did this in class. But what follows is priceless." (What kid did: Wet his pants. What followed: Girl spilled water on his pants to cover it up. LITERALLY EXACT SAME STORYLINE, WORDING AND EVERYTHING, AS A JOKE IN A JOKEBOOK See More I HAVE.)
Basically, EVERY ONE goes like this-
"This [girl/boy/man/woman/kid/person/etc] [something sad/mean, obviously stupid, made up, and fake]. What [happened next/followed/they did/they said/etc] is [GOLD/priceless/heartwarming/shocking/unexpected/the best/etc]."
"This girl took his parking spot. What he did next is GOLD." (What he did next: Exacted really petty revenge by calling the cops.)
"Kid is shocked with himself when he did this in class. But what follows is priceless." (What kid did: Wet his pants. What followed: Girl spilled water on his pants to cover it up. LITERALLY EXACT SAME STORYLINE, WORDING AND EVERYTHING, AS A JOKE IN A JOKEBOOK See More I HAVE.)
Basically, EVERY ONE goes like this-
"This [girl/boy/man/woman/kid/person/etc] [something sad/mean, obviously stupid, made up, and fake]. What [happened next/followed/they did/they said/etc] is [GOLD/priceless/heartwarming/shocking/unexpected/the best/etc]."
on January 07, 2017
on January 06, 2017
Here are some of my favorite Christmas presents I received this year:
-personalized handwritten letter from Catherine Ryan Hyde, along with a few signed bookmarks and a copy of her newest novel
-books from my Amazon wishlist
-knee socks with fun designs, including a pair that has lions wearing rainbows on them (a lion pride! lol)
-two periodic table shirts and a periodic table poster
-a German calendar
-a cool journal with a fox on the front of it See More
-pajamas with a skiing cat on the shirt, and fluffy plaid pants
-a drawstring bag that says "time to be a unicorn"
-a shirt that says "keep calm and ship CLEXA"
-personalized handwritten letter from Catherine Ryan Hyde, along with a few signed bookmarks and a copy of her newest novel
-books from my Amazon wishlist
-knee socks with fun designs, including a pair that has lions wearing rainbows on them (a lion pride! lol)
-two periodic table shirts and a periodic table poster
-a German calendar
-a cool journal with a fox on the front of it See More
-pajamas with a skiing cat on the shirt, and fluffy plaid pants
-a drawstring bag that says "time to be a unicorn"
-a shirt that says "keep calm and ship CLEXA"
on December 26, 2016
on December 25, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to The Sickness
Chapter 9
"Okay, Ollie," I said, putting my hand on his shoulder. "See that thorn bush over there?" I pointed to a thorny plant.
Ollie nodded.
"You're going to go up to it slowly, telling us what you feel every step of the way. When you're right next to it, touch one of the thorns. Then, prick your finger on it. Okay?"
"Yeah, whatever," Ollie said, pulling away from me. He carefully walked over to the thorn bush. When he got within 2 inches of it, he stopped. "I feel... cold. There's cold air coming fr... Read Full Chapter
Ollie nodded.
"You're going to go up to it slowly, telling us what you feel every step of the way. When you're right next to it, touch one of the thorns. Then, prick your finger on it. Okay?"
"Yeah, whatever," Ollie said, pulling away from me. He carefully walked over to the thorn bush. When he got within 2 inches of it, he stopped. "I feel... cold. There's cold air coming fr... Read Full Chapter
on December 21, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Strange Dreams I Have
Prediction
I was at the mall. There was a stray dog living in one of the lobbies. I asked my mom if she had any food for it, and she pulled out some cookie dough. I said, "Does this have any chocolate in it?" She assured me it didn't. I fed it to the dog.
But then I spotted a chocolate chip inside it!
My mom said, "Oh, sorry! There must have been some chocolate in it. I forgot!"
~End of this dream.~
Then in REAL life, my mom said it was pajama day for my gymnastics group. I said, "I'll bring my norma... Read Full Chapter
But then I spotted a chocolate chip inside it!
My mom said, "Oh, sorry! There must have been some chocolate in it. I forgot!"
~End of this dream.~
Then in REAL life, my mom said it was pajama day for my gymnastics group. I said, "I'll bring my norma... Read Full Chapter
on December 10, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Legend Unmasked
Chapter 4
I hand the locket to Isobel. She smiles, pleased.
"I'm very impressed, Infinity," she says. "Would you like to see what is inside it?"
I nod, eagerly.
She carefully opens the locket and holds it out to me.
Inside, there is fine, silver powder. When the smell hits me, I stagger back. It's incredibly strong - it smells of new cloth, fresh strawberries, and roses. "What is that?" I ask.
Isobel closes the locket back up. "Some people can look the s... Read Full Chapter
"I'm very impressed, Infinity," she says. "Would you like to see what is inside it?"
I nod, eagerly.
She carefully opens the locket and holds it out to me.
Inside, there is fine, silver powder. When the smell hits me, I stagger back. It's incredibly strong - it smells of new cloth, fresh strawberries, and roses. "What is that?" I ask.
Isobel closes the locket back up. "Some people can look the s... Read Full Chapter
on December 05, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Legend Unmasked
Chapter 3
I gulp. "So.. you're saying that I was alive in the middle ages and I used my superpowers to make a magic key?"
Isobel nods, smiling. "Yes."
"Wow... just- wow..." I murmur. Then I remember the note that I found in the basement. "Wait, I came here because-"
"You found a note, I know," Isobel says. "My good friend Sir William Kittery wrote it. I assume you are wondering what you are supposed to do next?"
I nod.
Isobel smooths her gown. "My task fo... Read Full Chapter
Isobel nods, smiling. "Yes."
"Wow... just- wow..." I murmur. Then I remember the note that I found in the basement. "Wait, I came here because-"
"You found a note, I know," Isobel says. "My good friend Sir William Kittery wrote it. I assume you are wondering what you are supposed to do next?"
I nod.
Isobel smooths her gown. "My task fo... Read Full Chapter
on December 03, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Legend Unmasked
Chapter 2
I stand in the corridor, and turn to look at the doorway. I let out a breath when I see that it's still visible. Then I turn back around and head towards the end of the tunnel.
But when I take one step, the end seems to be a lot closer. I take another step, and the end is right in front of me. I step through the opening and look around.
I'm in a spacious, well-lit chamber. A couple feet ahead of me is a large throne, and atop that throne sits a woman.
She has l... Read Full Chapter
But when I take one step, the end seems to be a lot closer. I take another step, and the end is right in front of me. I step through the opening and look around.
I'm in a spacious, well-lit chamber. A couple feet ahead of me is a large throne, and atop that throne sits a woman.
She has l... Read Full Chapter
on November 30, 2016
What Team do you belong on in "Pokemon GO!"?