Cat logic: I'm better than you. Pet me now. NOT THERE. TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY. I AM BITING YOU NOW. Yes, there, on my head. That spot is good. YOU HAVE CEASED YOUR PETS. COME BACK. Okay. I will sleep now. When I awake, there shall be food in my bowl, and I will feast.
Dog logic: You're so amazing and magical! Oh my god you're petting me! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! The all-powerful master actually shows love! WHAT IS THAT? OH MY GOD IT'S THE SQUEAK SMELL GOOD FOOD BALL. YES. THROW IT OH See More MY GOD THROW IT! Oh my god it bounces! It bounceSQUEAK BITE BITE WOOF YES IT TASTES SO GOOD.
Guinea pig logic: If I hear you or see you, you must be getting me food. I am so excited! Wheek wheek wheek! Where is my food? It's been one second and you have not provided me with food! I will squeak to remind you about the food.
Fish logic: Hello. You are big. I will go inside castle now. Yes. It is dark. I hear noise. Shaky shaky rattle. That is the sound that means delicious brown bits come down. I go outside and eat them. They are good. I hear other noise. It is hum. You say the words. There is other human that is also humming. I watch. I am happy.
Dog logic: You're so amazing and magical! Oh my god you're petting me! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! The all-powerful master actually shows love! WHAT IS THAT? OH MY GOD IT'S THE SQUEAK SMELL GOOD FOOD BALL. YES. THROW IT OH See More MY GOD THROW IT! Oh my god it bounces! It bounceSQUEAK BITE BITE WOOF YES IT TASTES SO GOOD.
Guinea pig logic: If I hear you or see you, you must be getting me food. I am so excited! Wheek wheek wheek! Where is my food? It's been one second and you have not provided me with food! I will squeak to remind you about the food.
Fish logic: Hello. You are big. I will go inside castle now. Yes. It is dark. I hear noise. Shaky shaky rattle. That is the sound that means delicious brown bits come down. I go outside and eat them. They are good. I hear other noise. It is hum. You say the words. There is other human that is also humming. I watch. I am happy.
vive_la_revolution
Pretty much. XD
on March 15, 2016
Lightstriker195
Pretty much sums it up
on March 15, 2016
Weiss_Schnee
SO TRUE, OMG!
on March 15, 2016
on March 15, 2016
Ugh... I hate when parents tell me to just "walk away" from my sister when she's fighting me, or "walk away" from a bully. According to them, if I walk away, I'm not giving them what they want.
WRONG. I'm actually giving them what they want. They're trying to drive me away, and they succeeded. For example, if my sister and I are arguing about our dollhouse downstairs, if I just walk away, she would get the entire thing to herself, being able to play all the characters and control See More the entire story.
I shouldn't just let her have what she wants. My dad's like, "Come upstairs and go away from her. If she can't play nicely with the dollhouse, don't play with her." But here's the thing: she won't leave, so I have to. So if she ever wants to be selfish and hoard the entire dollhouse to herself, all she has to do is be annoying. By "walking away," I'm punishing MYSELF.
WRONG. I'm actually giving them what they want. They're trying to drive me away, and they succeeded. For example, if my sister and I are arguing about our dollhouse downstairs, if I just walk away, she would get the entire thing to herself, being able to play all the characters and control See More the entire story.
I shouldn't just let her have what she wants. My dad's like, "Come upstairs and go away from her. If she can't play nicely with the dollhouse, don't play with her." But here's the thing: she won't leave, so I have to. So if she ever wants to be selfish and hoard the entire dollhouse to herself, all she has to do is be annoying. By "walking away," I'm punishing MYSELF.
on March 14, 2016
I don't get why people hate on 1D. I used to think they were just a stupid boy band, but I don't anymore. I actually listened to their songs, to the meaning of them.
What Makes You Beautiful: a song about how a shy girl doesn't know that she's beautiful.
You & I: a song about how our love can stand the test of time.
Perfect: a song about how we may never be together, but you're perfect for me.
Drag Me Down: a song about how your love makes me strong.
History: a song about their See More fans, believe it or not, and how Directioners are awesome.
I honestly think that their music got better since Zayn left.
Also: I don't like Justin Bieber, but I'm NOT going to say that I'd be happy if he killed himself. That's sick and mean. I don't like his music or songs, and I don't think he's cute, and I think he's rude and immature, and I wish he was a nicer person, but I don't want him to commit suicide. That's horrible.
What Makes You Beautiful: a song about how a shy girl doesn't know that she's beautiful.
You & I: a song about how our love can stand the test of time.
Perfect: a song about how we may never be together, but you're perfect for me.
Drag Me Down: a song about how your love makes me strong.
History: a song about their See More fans, believe it or not, and how Directioners are awesome.
I honestly think that their music got better since Zayn left.
Also: I don't like Justin Bieber, but I'm NOT going to say that I'd be happy if he killed himself. That's sick and mean. I don't like his music or songs, and I don't think he's cute, and I think he's rude and immature, and I wish he was a nicer person, but I don't want him to commit suicide. That's horrible.
on March 09, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Zombie War
The Truth about Nick
Suddenly, I realize something about Nick.
He'd talked about his life before the whole zombie thing, as if he remembered what it was like. Plus, he said that his arm got bitten, and so he had to have it replaced by a prosthetic, and he was right there in his father's plant to do it.
But neither Holly, Matt, Dexter, or I remembered anything about our pasts. The zombie thing started when we woke up in the middle of nowhere, away from everything we had before.
How did Nick know what his life was ... Read Full Chapter
He'd talked about his life before the whole zombie thing, as if he remembered what it was like. Plus, he said that his arm got bitten, and so he had to have it replaced by a prosthetic, and he was right there in his father's plant to do it.
But neither Holly, Matt, Dexter, or I remembered anything about our pasts. The zombie thing started when we woke up in the middle of nowhere, away from everything we had before.
How did Nick know what his life was ... Read Full Chapter
on March 09, 2016
CorneliusHackl added a new chapter to Zombie War
House
"Sarah! Wake up!" I open my eyes to see Dexter hissing in my ear. "We found something cool! Come on!"
I groggily stand up and stretch, and then I sling my pack over my shoulder and follow Dexter, Holly, and Nick.
They lead me to a large house. It's painted white, with a black door, and brick steps. There's even a little garden. My mouth drops open. "Is this another silver parachute?" I whisper. "Or is it a trap? Should we go in and stay there? Should we raid it? Should we leave? What?"
Dexter... Read Full Chapter
I groggily stand up and stretch, and then I sling my pack over my shoulder and follow Dexter, Holly, and Nick.
They lead me to a large house. It's painted white, with a black door, and brick steps. There's even a little garden. My mouth drops open. "Is this another silver parachute?" I whisper. "Or is it a trap? Should we go in and stay there? Should we raid it? Should we leave? What?"
Dexter... Read Full Chapter
on March 09, 2016
Uggghhhhh.... I want to update my stories, but if no one's reading them, what's the point? >.< I've posted two polls, one about which book you guys want a sequel to, and one about which stories I should update... I've gotten 2 votes on one poll and 1 vote on the other.. and that 1 vote is "Other- please comment" and they haven't commented...
Then again, what should I expect? I certainly don't expect people clamoring about which ones they want sequels to, which ones I want to update, See More and stuff like that. I don't expect people all excited and commenting on my books about how superbly awesomazing they are. I don't expect everyone begging for updates or sequels.
Sigh.
Then again, what should I expect? I certainly don't expect people clamoring about which ones they want sequels to, which ones I want to update, See More and stuff like that. I don't expect people all excited and commenting on my books about how superbly awesomazing they are. I don't expect everyone begging for updates or sequels.
Sigh.
on March 09, 2016
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on March 09, 2016
I was just gonna watch a Youtube video of a Shawn Mendes song and the ad before it... it was...
So, I wasn't paying much attention, you know, gonna click to the next tab, but I saw a glimpse of blonde hair and I'm like WAIT A SECOND OH MY GOD
And of course the 2016 Honda Civic commercial has 1D in it. How did I know?
Thanks to beautiful perfect Niall Horan
So, I wasn't paying much attention, you know, gonna click to the next tab, but I saw a glimpse of blonde hair and I'm like WAIT A SECOND OH MY GOD
And of course the 2016 Honda Civic commercial has 1D in it. How did I know?
Thanks to beautiful perfect Niall Horan
on March 09, 2016
on March 08, 2016