CorneliusHackl
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Which Animal Jam clothing item are you?
on September 14, 2016
Tip: If you're going to have an Animal Jam Youtube channel, DON'T USE SCREENCAST-O-MATIC. Use QuickTime-Player instead. Screencast-O-Matic is unprofessional and has an annoying watermark. QuickTime-Player is easy to use and it's free!
on September 14, 2016
Conversation between father and son:
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Father: Bachon, Beefhoven, and Roastzart- the three famous comporksers. Wouldn't you love to meat them?
Son: Of course, the closest you can get these days is standing on their grave. Hope you don't chicken out!
Father: We wouldn't rob the graves, because then we'd be a burgerlar.
Son: Wow, you're really hamming it up! I should go ba-dum-ssh with my drumsticks!
Father: Before you do that I have some sausagely advice. Don't visit See More their graves in the middle of the night - the steaks are too high; you might get grilled!
Son: What, that's your only reason? There's mutton else? That's baloney! Well, I'll tell you what, Father - I veal do it!
Father: But I don't want to lose you; you're my only venison! So before you go, I'll check it out to make sure there's nothing fishy.
Son: Okay! Let's commince our trip with a celebration. We need to have a feast to fill up our stomachs, so we don't get crabby.
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That conversation was just stuffed with meat puns! How many can you find? Comment down below!
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Father: Bachon, Beefhoven, and Roastzart- the three famous comporksers. Wouldn't you love to meat them?
Son: Of course, the closest you can get these days is standing on their grave. Hope you don't chicken out!
Father: We wouldn't rob the graves, because then we'd be a burgerlar.
Son: Wow, you're really hamming it up! I should go ba-dum-ssh with my drumsticks!
Father: Before you do that I have some sausagely advice. Don't visit See More their graves in the middle of the night - the steaks are too high; you might get grilled!
Son: What, that's your only reason? There's mutton else? That's baloney! Well, I'll tell you what, Father - I veal do it!
Father: But I don't want to lose you; you're my only venison! So before you go, I'll check it out to make sure there's nothing fishy.
Son: Okay! Let's commince our trip with a celebration. We need to have a feast to fill up our stomachs, so we don't get crabby.
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That conversation was just stuffed with meat puns! How many can you find? Comment down below!
on September 12, 2016
My sister is sick, so my mom and I stayed home with her. My sister (I'll call her Phoebe) didn't want me there, and proceeded to scream. She kept screaming and yelling and crying and disobeying. My mom has severe anxiety, and so she started to cry. I was trying to do my schoolwork. My mom told Phoebe to stop screaming because I was trying to do schoolwork. Phoebe began yelling about how my mom liked me more than her. My mom then had a full-blown panic attack. Her hands were literally See More waving back and forth; so was her head. I brought her an anxiety pill and she took it. I called my dad and he came home and he's with her right now. I LITERALLY HATE MY SISTER SO FRIGGING MUCH. SHE IS A TERRIBLE SISTER. Even when my mom was having a panic attack, she kept screaming and yelling, even when it made my mom cry even more. And just now, when my dad was comforting my mom, Phoebe said "No one's asking how I'm feeling, the sick one!!!" SHE HAS A FRIGGING COLD. A FRIGGING COLD. I REPEAT- A FRIGGING COLD. MY MOM IS HAVING A FRIGGING PANIC ATTACK, AND PHOEBE IS COMPLAINING THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER SORE THROAT. PHOEBE IS SO FRIGGIN SELF CENTERED MOST OF THE TIME.
NOTE: In case you're wondering, my mom is okay. She has these like once a year. She just needed comfort. But oh my GOD.
NOTE: In case you're wondering, my mom is okay. She has these like once a year. She just needed comfort. But oh my GOD.
on September 09, 2016
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
If you are trans or in any way struggling with depression or gender identification issues, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Here is a link to an article to help you cope. http://www.boredpanda.com/this-is-for-trans-people-and-anyone-else-out-there-facing-tough-challenges-youre-not-alone/
If you are trans or in any way struggling with depression or gender identification issues, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Here is a link to an article to help you cope. http://www.boredpanda.com/this-is-for-trans-people-and-anyone-else-out-there-facing-tough-challenges-youre-not-alone/
on September 06, 2016
Oh, cool! Also, I realize that I used the word "whimsical" for Gary's answer for like 4 questions in a row XD I'm sorry
What Spongebob character are you most like?
Gary the Snail
Gary is known for being cute and funny, which is what you are, too! You love making friends and cracking jokes, and could entertain a room full of people. Gary is also inventive and creative, and you are the same way. Your clever mind means you can come up with a solution to anything, and you enjoy doodling in your spare time.
on August 30, 2016
CorneliusHackl
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What Spongebob character are you most like?
on August 30, 2016
If you're having a bad day:
-look at Doge memes; they will 100% make you smile
-make yourself some popcorn and watch a Disney film
-free write
-take a nap
-take a warm bath with lots of bubbles
-buy a tub of ice cream and eat it while binge-watching Netflix See More
-buy one of those ice cream cakes and eat it (but not all at once)
-remember that ilysm and you are a very important burning flame that should not be snuffed
-look at Doge memes; they will 100% make you smile
-make yourself some popcorn and watch a Disney film
-free write
-take a nap
-take a warm bath with lots of bubbles
-buy a tub of ice cream and eat it while binge-watching Netflix See More
-buy one of those ice cream cakes and eat it (but not all at once)
-remember that ilysm and you are a very important burning flame that should not be snuffed
on August 28, 2016
I am fangirling so hard right now. Let me explain why.
So, there are a bunch of Animal Jam Youtubers. One of them is Julian2, who was one of the first ones. He is quite famous and well known, with other AJ Youtubers such as Aparri and WisteriaMoon talking about him.
Also in Animal Jam, there are these things called Alphas, which are basically like these guardians of different species. Sir Gilbert is the tiger Alpha, and also Julian's favorite Alpha. Many other Jammers have posted See More fanart of Julian and Sir Gilbert together on Instagram.
I decided to give it a try. I spent a while, at least half an hour, drawing Julian's main look next to Sir Gilbert. I even labelled Julian as "Bean" and Sir Gilbert as "Bean Daddy" (Julian refers to himself and his fans as 'beans,' and to Sir Gilbert as his 'bean daddy' ) . I then colored it in, and posted it on Instagram. I also Direct Messaged Julian the picture.
"He'll never see this," I thought. "With his thousands of billions of DMs in his inbox, this one will go unnoticed."
However, one hour ago, I received a notification.
Julian2 had liked my photo.
THE Julian2.
I DMed him about fifty times saying "TYSM" and "THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME." Yes, it is only a simple like on my picture, but the fact that a famous AJ Youtuber has NOTICED me? *dies*
EDIT:
I DREW APARRI FANART AND GUMMYUNICORNZ FANART AND APARRI AND GUMMYUNICORNZ LIKED THEM IEAFhdniskhgxusajehfghbiuk
So, there are a bunch of Animal Jam Youtubers. One of them is Julian2, who was one of the first ones. He is quite famous and well known, with other AJ Youtubers such as Aparri and WisteriaMoon talking about him.
Also in Animal Jam, there are these things called Alphas, which are basically like these guardians of different species. Sir Gilbert is the tiger Alpha, and also Julian's favorite Alpha. Many other Jammers have posted See More fanart of Julian and Sir Gilbert together on Instagram.
I decided to give it a try. I spent a while, at least half an hour, drawing Julian's main look next to Sir Gilbert. I even labelled Julian as "Bean" and Sir Gilbert as "Bean Daddy" (Julian refers to himself and his fans as 'beans,' and to Sir Gilbert as his 'bean daddy' ) . I then colored it in, and posted it on Instagram. I also Direct Messaged Julian the picture.
"He'll never see this," I thought. "With his thousands of billions of DMs in his inbox, this one will go unnoticed."
However, one hour ago, I received a notification.
Julian2 had liked my photo.
THE Julian2.
I DMed him about fifty times saying "TYSM" and "THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME." Yes, it is only a simple like on my picture, but the fact that a famous AJ Youtuber has NOTICED me? *dies*
EDIT:
I DREW APARRI FANART AND GUMMYUNICORNZ FANART AND APARRI AND GUMMYUNICORNZ LIKED THEM IEAFhdniskhgxusajehfghbiuk
on August 20, 2016
on August 10, 2016
Trump insinuated that if Hillary becomes president, assassinating her would be acceptable.
on August 10, 2016
(Oh, okay.
I've heard tumors of him dropping out of the race because of financial problems...but honestly I don't know)
I've heard tumors of him dropping out of the race because of financial problems...but honestly I don't know)
on August 10, 2016
@MinyoongigeniusJjangjjangmanBboongbbong Yeah, he did say this recently
Also, even if his supporters didn't know about THIS, there are countless other terrible things he has said. For example, mocking a disabled person, calling women fat pigs, etc.
Also, even if his supporters didn't know about THIS, there are countless other terrible things he has said. For example, mocking a disabled person, calling women fat pigs, etc.
on August 10, 2016
(Oh, okay.
And about what you said about Trump supporters...I don't support Trump, I actually don't support any of them. What if some of the Trump supporters didn't know about this...wait, when did he say this? Did he say it recently?)
And about what you said about Trump supporters...I don't support Trump, I actually don't support any of them. What if some of the Trump supporters didn't know about this...wait, when did he say this? Did he say it recently?)
on August 10, 2016
@MinyoongigeniusJjangjjangmanBboongbbong Yup
He was talking about if Hillary becomes president, she'll take away all our guns and abolish the second amendment (TOTAL BS). Then, he said that when she elects a Supreme Court Judge, there will be nothing we can do.
Well... but with the second amendment and all.. maybe there is."
The second amendment is the right See More to bear arms.
He was saying that there's nothing we can do if she wins the election, except assassinate her.
Every Trump supporter deserves to be eaten alive by a zombie, reincarnated, and then boiled in a pot of acid, reincarnated, and then burned alive - and this cycle should be repeated until they come to their senses.
He was talking about if Hillary becomes president, she'll take away all our guns and abolish the second amendment (TOTAL BS). Then, he said that when she elects a Supreme Court Judge, there will be nothing we can do.
Well... but with the second amendment and all.. maybe there is."
The second amendment is the right See More to bear arms.
He was saying that there's nothing we can do if she wins the election, except assassinate her.
Every Trump supporter deserves to be eaten alive by a zombie, reincarnated, and then boiled in a pot of acid, reincarnated, and then burned alive - and this cycle should be repeated until they come to their senses.
on August 10, 2016
on August 10, 2016
I solved the Rubik's cube!! 5 times so far!! 5-7 minutes on average!! I've memorzed ALL but the last two steps (matching yellow edges and matching yellow corners).
on August 04, 2016
I want to say thank you to all of my followers for giving me a whopping 1412 followers count!!!????????WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!
on August 03, 2016