Poems About the Republican Presidential Candidates of 2016

Poems About the Republican Presidential Candidates of 2016

These are raps that I have written about Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. You may share them with others, but be sure to tell that you got them from me.

published on August 10123 reads 25 readers 61 not completed
Chapter 1.
Ode to Trump

Ode to Trump

There once was a man,
With a face like his rump,
And his name was nothing other than
Donald Trump.

He had orange skin,
And a yellow toupee,
And he would get angrier
Every day.

He called women fat pigs,
Made fun of a man!
He has a weird wig,
And a bad spray tan.

He thinks he's the best,
Which he shows with his smug grin,
And I know one thing-
We can't let him win.


Don't vote tRUMP 2016.

Trump: WON'T Make America Great Again
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Comments (61)

Kenzie_is_Batgirl
you should do more chapters that's SUPER funny
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
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on September 30
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on September 30
toughwolf3
I'm not wasting my breath on an idiotic teen like you.
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on September 29
toughwolf3
The news and the democrats are together so they talk bad about trump.
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on August 13
toughwolf3
Hillary won't do anything, even if she has experience. We need trump in there because he will actually change things.
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blurryirony
Okay!
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on September 29
toughwolf3
My dad hates Hillary and if you watched the debate, Trump said things to Hillary that like roasted her.Thanks
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on September 29
blurryirony
I'm not going to make fun of you at all. I was just making sure. I respect your decision.
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on September 29
toughwolf3
So what if my family is voting for him? Make fun of me all you want..
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on September 29
blurryirony
Wait, you like Donald Trump?
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on September 29
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Oh reeeaaally... he's so smart that he mocks disabled people, calls women fat pigs, and calls people losers?
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on August 20
toughwolf3
So what if he's angry, he's smart! Smarter than you'll ever be.
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
"People like me"? Do you mean intelligent, informed people who want to prevent a cruel, angry man from ruling our country?
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on August 20
toughwolf3
Yeah yeah yeah whatever. See this is why I hate talking to people like you.
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
I meant TRUMP will change things in a bad way.
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on August 20
toughwolf3
You just said in a bad way Hillary's gonna change stuff. Um do you watch the news! You better Stop talking about me idiot.
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on August 19
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
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Nishikinhoe
There's been things that Trump has said that made me want to kill myself, but to defend the last two things,
- It's a debate, he has the right. Hillary interrupted Bernie at debates.
- Trump is a satirical person, I'm sure it was likely a joke.
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on October 01
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@Nishikinhoe Um, Trump has also called women fat pigs, publicly MOCKED a disabled person, interrupted Hillary at the debate, and stated that if Hillary won, it would be okay to assassinate her.
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on September 30
Nishikinhoe
Trump has opened many jobs for people, launches several businesses, and can actually prove his point.
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on September 30
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@toughwolf3 You obviously haven't learned this in school yet, but FACTS CAN BE PROVEN. Calling people names is OPINIONS.
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on September 29
toughwolf3
That wasn't cyber bullying....I was stating facts.. I'm done with you. Don't ever talk to me. Look at your username...Your still a kid...Grow up.
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on September 29
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@toughwolf3 Oh, you don't cyberbully?
Here are some things you've said to me:
"..you're older but dumber." "...who would wanna be friends with a bragger?" "...actually get some friends for once." "...idiot's voted for him and you're one too." "...stupid kid like you." "You're a crook like her." "...you're too stupid to understand them." "..nobody wants a grammar See More▼
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on September 29
toughwolf3
At least I don't cyber bully...Everyone says that and guess what they have no proof. Did you watch the debate? Hillary was saying things that Trump said before her. Yeah your older but dumber. Grow up and stop fighting with a kid. Get some friends your own age then. Oh wait who would wanna be friends with a bragger? Yeah no wonder you went on a site called Qfeast See More▼
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on September 29
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@toughwolf3 *you're
*whatever
First of all, Bill Clinton was not one of the most terrible presidents in history.
Second of all, "..stupid kid like you who can't even vote"? Really? I'm not stupid; I read at a college level, I skipped a grade, and I'm taking Honors Algebra 2 in 9th grade. And what do you mean, can't even vote? YOU can't vote, either! I'm older See More▼
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on September 29
toughwolf3
Yeah she was the First Lady for one of the most terrible presidents in history. I'm done talking to a stupid kid like you who can't even vote. Your a crook like her. Crooked Maggie or watever your name is.
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on September 29
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
@Nishikinhoe Mm... she was Secretary of State, First Lady, and she's a senator. I'm pretty sure that she has enough experience to do something.
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on September 29
Nishikinhoe
Hillary can't do anything. All she can say is "You're sexist", "He did (...) because I'm a woman!", or, "You're racist!"
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on August 13
toughwolf3
Hillary and Obama are the cause of Isis because if they didn't take our troops out, Isis wouldn't have killed them.
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
.........
Really...
I'm honestly shocked that people are actually ignorant enough to believe that Hillary and Obama founded Isis...
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
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on August 20
toughwolf3
But you only said that Isis people are cruel.
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Yes. BECAUSE Isis is made up of heartless and cruel people, they want to kill everyone who is not Muslim.
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on August 20
toughwolf3
No that's not why Isis is attacking. Isis wants to kill everyone who's not Muslim. And if Americans do not believe in their god, they'll kill us Anericans. Over where they live women on not allowed to go outside without accompanied by a man. Women are also not allowed to go outside without their hoods on. And if they do, they will stand outside and the people See More▼
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
*our
Obama took the troops out because it was the best option at the time. He didn't know the consequences. Plus, everyone makes mistakes.
As for your question, Isis kills people because it is made up of terrorists. Terrorists are heartless people. Obama is NOT a terrorist. Hillary is NOT a terrorist. Trump is NOT a terrorist (although he is heartless and cruel).
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on August 20
toughwolf3
Then let me ask you a question . Why is Isis killing people?
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on August 19
toughwolf3
Obama's the president! He took out troops out!
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on August 13
toughwolf3
Also celebrities talk crap about trump cause there so rich they don't care because If trump becomes president, he'll change things that they won't be so rich anymore.
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Nobody wants to be around someone hoo tocks lyk dis.
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on August 20
toughwolf3
Well at least I'm not a grammar freak. Nobody likes a grammar freak like you around!
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
*you're
Oh, I'M the stupid one? Not you, who constantly uses incorrect grammar?
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on August 20
toughwolf3
Why should I do comebacks if your stupid to understand them?
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on August 20
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Hm... no comebacks, I see?
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on August 20
toughwolf3
Oh shut up!
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on August 19
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
*they're
Um, no. Celebrities talk crap about Trump because he is a terrible human being.
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on August 13
Mataways
Too serious
10/10
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on August 11
toughwolf3
I find this not funny at all.
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
How about you go take a hike
In space
Without a space suit
FOREVER
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
1. Okay, I'm sorry, but I just want to spread the message, so that people know what a monster he really is. Also, *which
2. Like what? Also, *isn't
3. Um... okay... I never liked you too...
4. Who said I WANTED to be friends with a Trump-lover who uses bad grammar?
5. I'm pretty sure I already know what you think of me. And if you're trying to make me feel bad, See More▼
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on August 19
toughwolf3
Okay, nobody's "intelligent" in the world along with "perfect". Don't act so surprised, a lot of people hate you too.

1.Your annoying because you talk bad stuff about Trump witch isn't relevant.
2.You say stuff about me that aren't true.
3.I just never liked you.
4.I don't think we can be friends, because I don't want to. See More▼
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on August 12
MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Okay, I am quite obviously more intelligent than you.
First of all, Secretary of State is more government experience than Trump has had.
Second of all, I'M immature? You're the one who's defending Trump.
Third of all, as I said before, I am definitely smarter than you.
Fourth of all, *you're. See More▼
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on August 12
toughwolf3
I wouldn't listen to a grammar freak/idiot like you. Oh wow! Secretary of state! Wow so much! "Talk about immature" I guess you are talking to yourself because that's EXACTLY what you are. Oh I'm so smart! I'm a smart princess! Yeah right. You better stop, your not even smart. You don't even know what comebacks are! Calling you an idiot would be an insult to See More▼
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Why would I listen to someone who uses the wrong "you're"? My father found 40% on a fact checker site that has been proven. And Trump should be in jail for existing. He said that if Hillary were president, it would be acceptable to assassinate her. He mocked a disabled person. He called women fat pigs. He knows how to be president? Yeah, right. He hasn't had See More▼
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on August 11
toughwolf3
Oh really. Just run your mouth. Oh I'm sorry, your too stupid to realize that was a comeback not a true fact. Where'd you find 40%, Hillary.com? You don't understand we need a president who can actually be a good president. Did you know, Hillary should be in jail for those emails? Did you know, her husband was a terrible president? If I was your mom, I'd be ashamed. See More▼
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
1. I actually am a teenager (13 years old).
2. Yes, my mother did tell me that, and unlike YOU, I know how to find sites that are fact-checked and proven true.
3. "Obama... cause of Isis." Okay, so apparently the minute you don't like someone, they're automatically categorized as the founder of a terrorist organization?!?! Talk about immature.
4. If you still See More▼
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on August 11
toughwolf3
@MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess, I suppose your a Hillary Supporter. It's all in the emails. If not, then how about you make jokes about her?
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on August 11
toughwolf3
Oh come on! My dad is really smart and he tells me all about it and people like you who just say bad stuff. Yeah, teenager my butt. "Princess" you really research the internet?! Doesn't your mom ever tell you that not everything on the internet is true? You don't know anything about me. I suppose yo had to search the internet to know that Obama isn't doing anything, See More▼
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MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Agh! You're right! I don't! Even though my mom makes sure to share with me every detail about the candidates, and even though I research them, and even though I am a well-informed teenager, I have been proven wrong by an ignorant 12 year old over the internet who assumed that since I'm not an adult, I must not know anything about the world right now. Congratulations, See More▼
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on August 11
toughwolf3
It's just a stupid poem. That's my opinion. Kids don't know about politics
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on August 10
Harley_Quinn
This is my favorite thing ever
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DipperPinesShades
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