
Hey! Assbutt!
on September 27, 2015

900 years of time and space and I've never been slapped my someone's mother.

on September 27, 2015
on September 27, 2015

on September 27, 2015

Is he trapped in the closet?
Is he under the mattress?
The motherf****r is under the mattress!
Is he under the mattress?
The motherf****r is under the mattress!
on September 27, 2015

I was at this fireworks show earlier. I saw this man holding a baby, then another guy walks up and sits in the chair next to him. Naturally, I think, "Oh. A gay couple. That's cool." I mean, I had never seen one IRL, so this was different.
Then, this woman suddenly walks up and kisses the guy holding the baby on the cheek. I look over and see that the two men look exactly alike.
They were twin brothers.
Oops. ?
Then, this woman suddenly walks up and kisses the guy holding the baby on the cheek. I look over and see that the two men look exactly alike.
They were twin brothers.
Oops. ?
on September 27, 2015

Adderstar asked a question

How do I deal with my mom? I'm currently going through a pretty rough time with my mom....
on September 27, 2015

I'm starting a talk show.
It's called "Ask A Latin Gangster."
It's gonna be a talk show for my school.
It's called "Ask A Latin Gangster."
It's gonna be a talk show for my school.
on September 26, 2015

SERIOUSLY.
I COULD'VE EATEN A FIVE COURSE MEAL TWO MINUTES AGO AND THEN START CRAVING GOLDFISH.
FRA.
I COULD'VE EATEN A FIVE COURSE MEAL TWO MINUTES AGO AND THEN START CRAVING GOLDFISH.
FRA.
on September 26, 2015

on September 26, 2015

on September 26, 2015