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hi ｡◕‿◕｡
you're the sweetest person and deserve nothing but happiness. you are amazing and one of my favourite people . I hope you get everything in life as amazing as you ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

Positivity post for people who deserve it!!

Brea! You're probably my best friend on here (tied with Castell and Vanna but she's not really active on here so) and I'm love you. You're super funny and I love dicking around with you. It genuinely makes my day whenever you text me about random chaotic shit that goes down in band or choir. You're a fantastic person and I'm really grateful to have you as a friend.

Castell! MY SON MY BBY BOY I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLEASS HEART. I cannot See More WAIT to have an apartment with you. We gon rock the world. We've been friends for like 6 years and that's actually insane to me. I feel like a mom watching her son grow up :')

Bostyn! I know you're really going through it rn and I'm so sorry for that. You don't deserve it. I just wanna hug you and coddle you and make you tea and tell you that everything is gonna be okay. I love how passionate you are in the things you love and I know you don't see yourself as strong, but you are so INCREDIBLY strong. I see so much of myself in you.

Kaiden! We were really close a few years ago and then we kinda stopped talking and I'll take ownership for that. I'm really happy that you came back and that we're kinda talking again because I've missed you. I hope we can be close again. I also hope that I can fistfight some people in your life because you don't deserve to be constantly berated in the way you are. You're valid just the way you are, and I'm proud of you for being aware of that.

Nia! We really need to talk more because you're great. You're a super chill dude and I always appreciate the perspective you bring to things. You also need to take better care of yourself stinki man >:(

Jreeme! My meme queen Jreeme machine. You're genuinely hilarious and I love your sense of humour. I also love that you know when to stop making jokes and take things seriously. This hellsite has genuinely gotten a lot since you joined.

Sydney! We only started talking recently but you're very cool and funny and I appreciate you.

There's probably more people I'm just forgetting but yeah

"Your page violates Qfeast's Terms"
Where in your terms does it say that puns about birds are disrespectful?

Americans perplex me

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS

Other Nia is a whole mood bc I miss you too I hope you're doing okay

Murder House: Yeah we have ghosts and shit it's pretty spooky
Asylum: Literally Satan himself teams up with a literal nazi doctor that escaped the Nuremberg Trials

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Ngl I think I always mention how I was scared of talking to you for some reason lol but you're such a sweet person and so brave! You deal most of the drama on here maturely and wisely and I look up to you for that. You're really smart and gorgeous
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Remember kids, "salut cheri ; ) " is the French and fancy way of saying "hey baby ; ) "

Brea: HELP
Me: B I R D P I C T U R E S

If you fantasize about rescuing a pretty girl from a tower, falling in love with her, and spending the rest of your life with her in matrimonial bliss, you may be a lesbian.

I love that Josef Mengele's wife was fine with her husband's war crimes and human experimentation on children in concentration camps, but moving to Argentina was too much for her. She didn't divorce him for mass murder and torture, she divorced him because she didn't want to move to Argentina.

I drew a caricature of Hitler today and honestly it's pretty great
I made it look as silly and cursed as possible because duh
So if you wanna see him as an anime character hmu-
I don't wanna just post it on my wall because I don't wanna offend anyone.

Psychic: *reads my mind*
My mind: What if dogs and cats had human-sized and human-shaped feet?