Read this if your bored.

Bill is Back (Itza 'bout time, Creators and Executive Produces of Gravity Falls *Whatever your jobs are…?*)

"HI, IM BILL CIPHER, AS YOU ALL KNOW. AND I HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS DIPPER PINES TIED UP. ANYWAYS, IVE READ THE COMMENTS AND I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE HIM *SO* MUCH. NOW, I WAS SAYING, IF YOU WANT HIM BACK, SURRENDER YOUR BODY AS A HOST VESSEL AND I WILL LET YOU TWO FROLIC AND PLAY IN THE CORN FIELDS. SO, DO WE HAVE A DEAL?"
*Dipper is still tied up… (DUH!)*
"IM WAITING….. IS THIS THING ON? OH WAIT, IT'S A SCREEN, AND I CANT TALK THROUGH THOSE… OR MAYBE I CAN! MWAHAHAHA!"
*Bill Cipher crawls out of your device's screen* *You scream, "Oh… My… GAWD."*
"YES HUMAN, I AM BILL CIPHER… OH AND YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SUMMON ME. THAT IS ALWAYS EASIER….."
*You ask, "What do you want from me? My guts? My bones?"*
"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH… IM NOT THE GRIM REAPER, AND THAT'S ALSO DISGUSTING….. BUT I DO WANT TO USE YOUR BODY AS A HOST VESSEL…"
*You stare at him…" Illuminati Confirmed."*
"WHAT?"
*You say "Illuminati… Triangle… Get it?"*
"NOT AT ALL…. ANYWAYS, REMEMBER, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD… BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"