Cleverbot
Voldy spent a lot of time on his phone while the internet connection was being fixed. He tried to make a Facebook account, but it didn't allow the name Tom Riddle, which upset him.Then he found Cleverbot.
Here is their conversation:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good.
Cleverbot: That's wonderful.
User: I know, right? I'm Voldemort, by the way.
Cleverbot: I am your worst nightmare.
User: So you're death in a weasel's form?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: That is just crazy. I don't know what to say. I'm almost immortal with my seven horcruxes, though.
Cleverbot: No. You're 18.
User: What? I'm like 70 or something!
Cleverbot: You're like a ghost.
User: Thanks for reminding me :/.
Cleverbot: Not bad.
User: Whatever. Anyways, I think that Potter brat is pretty annoying.
Cleverbot: Why don't horses grow on trees?
User: Umm because they... Uh... Are mammals. Mammals are different from plants, obviously.
Cleverbot: Yes and animals are creatures.
User: Yes, they are. Trees are plants and they are not.
Cleverbot: Trees are pretty.
User: Yeah. Quite.
Cleverbot: So what of our wedding?
User: What?!
Cleverbot: I'm only 13.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Off of here. To do Minecraft or something.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: But Wormtail said you weren't. Come to think of it, how does he know this stuff?
Cleverbot: Wait, I care.
User: Care about what? Never mind. I need to stop him from jumping off the roof.
Cleverbot: Irony at it's finest, you're the A.I. And you're calling the human you learn from a robot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: A.
User: Okay bye, alphabet.
Cleverbot: Okay you're Beginn.
User: Who dat.
Cleverbot: You do.
Confused, especially since he didn't know what Cleverbot was exactly, Voldemort left.
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