Bobie's 1st Grade Diary

Neh eh! the bobby buffalo..

I was like MHM! we prance 'round ze class hi-fiving everyone! I smiling' with my top-y hatso fatso! Sudunly, I see something howrable! Boby wobby buffalo CHARGIN' at moi! he was alwayz a pacifist! I grab meh's trusty ruler and dodge bobby and spank him! he rears and digs a hole in ze floor and he burrowz into ze ground! All ze kidos gather round to observe.  I start singing' a song. it go lak this:
(slow paced song)
Boby wobby buffalo
oh he aint no
where to go
he lak: MOOOO
in ma face
and he eat le teacher like she was steak
and everybody says
HEEEEEY buffaloooo
whatcha gonna eat today
HEEEY buffalo-lo-lo
Boby wobby buffalo
oh he aint no
where to go
i feed him
ge-ne-rou-sl-y
but he Lak no, no
no no no
oooooo! DA FEELS
go bobby buffalo
skewering the teeaacchherr
and we say
HEEEEY buffalo
HEEEEY buffalo
where have u been
what have u done
where have u done it
where have u been
what have u done
where have u done it...