This happens when I'm bored.

Talking with my imaginary friends after three hours of nothing.

As said in the title of the first chapter, my classmates are in a school trip, and I'm alone in class.
Me: Ok, let's check. Slendy?
Slendy: ...
Me: Check. Kirito...stop texting with Asuna.
Kirito: I'm not texting with Asuna.
Me: Stop texting with your fangirls so. Eren?
Eren: Eeh
Me: ...In titan form out of the window, check. Edward?
Ed: Here.
Me: Ok, the dwarf is here...
Ed: HOW DID YOU CALL ME? I KILL YOU NOW!
Me: Slendy, calm him.
*Slendy knocks Ed out*
Me: Thanks. Yugi? Don't play with cards.
Yugi: Sorry.
Me: Lupin? Lupin? Where are you? Oh, come on... *The police is chasing Lupin in his 500.*...he will never change... Asuka Soryu Langley?
Asuka: What, don't you see me? Stupid Redik.
Me: Kind as always.
Asuka: Mph.
Me: Come on, later I'll buy you an ice cream ok?
Asuka: Offer me the lunch.
Me: Ok... Sonic? ...Sonic...?
Sonic: *Arrives running* Here I am.
Me: You're late. Why?
Sonic: You know, I wanted a chilli dog...but the bar was full so...
Me:Ok, this time you'll pass. Mario?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Me: ...ok... X?
X: Yes, I'm here.
Me: Good. Vash the Stampede?
Vash: Here!
Me: Excuse me, are those bullet holes?
Vash: Eh? These? Ahahah...ahah...yes.
Me: *Facepalm* Ok, let's go ahead... Yoko Littner.
Yoko: Here...
Me: Stop cleaning your sniper rifle Yoko, we're in school. You shouldn't even bring it at school.
Yoko: But Dante has two guns and a sword! Why I can't bring my rifle?
Me: Ok ok, hold it. Dante is here... I think we're all. So guys, what do you want to do? A lesson?
All: NO!
Korosensei: But I came here for this...
Me: I'm sorry Korosensei. So, a game?
Eren: Yeeeah...
Sonic: Wack the Mario!
Mario: Target practice with Sonic for target.
Me: Guys...
Asuka: Truth or dare?
Me: Ok, who starts?
X: Vash, truth or dare?
Vash: Truth.
X: How old are you?
Vash: Over 150. Mario, truth or dare?
Mario: Dare.
Vash: Jump over Eren.
Mario: What?!
Me: 15 meters... Uff, good luck Mario.
Mario: Damn...I should have chosen truth...*Tries 35 times to jump over Eren, but arrives always only at the leg.* Eren, you could give me a little help, no?
Eren: *Turns back human*
Mario: Oh, finally. *Jumps over Eren* Oplà. Now, Kirito, truth or dare?
Kirito: Truth.
Mario: *evil grin* How many times you and Asuna did it?
Kirito: W-WHAT?! Ehm... *blushes heavily* Can I change it with dare?
Mario: No, answer.
Kirito: Ehm... Well, at least one...
Mario: One? Or one per day?
Me: Mario, he answered you, now stop.
Mario: Ok.
Kirito: Redik, truth or dare?
Me: Truth.
Kirito: How many girlfriends have you had?
Me: 0.
Kirito: Seriously?
Me: Yes. Eren, truth or dare?
Eren: Dare.
Me: Wear the same clothes you have in titan form.
Eren: But I don't...
Me: Exactly.
Mario: Good one. *brofist with me*
Eren: Ok... *Takes off clothes*
*Asuka and Yoko cover their eyes*
Eren: You'll pay for this Redik. Asuka, truth or dare?
Asuka: Dare...
Eren: Kiss Redik.
Me and Asuka: WHAT?! YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME!
Eren: No. Now kiss.
Me: Oh...come on... Asuka...ehm...*blushing*
Asuka: This is only for the dare, know that. *Kisses me blushing* Ok, my turn now. X, take off your helmet.
Dante: You should ask truth or dare first.
Asuka: Fine. Truth or dare...
X: Dare, but I can't take off my helmet.
Asuka: Kiss Redik.
Me: What? Why?
Asuka: Because you kissed me.
Me: But it was you! And it was for the dare!
Asuka: But you liked it.
Me: You too!
Asuka: that's not true!*Turning red*
Me: And why are you blushing so?!
Asuka: I'm not blushing, I'm...I'm... Stupid Redik! It's all your fault!
Redik: What?!
Vash: Hey guys, calm down.
Sonic: Yeah, there is no reason to-
Me and Asuka: SHUT UP YOU HEDGEHOGS!
Asuka: Who had the idea of this stupid game...
Me: You.
Asuka: Well, I don't want to play anymore. *Crosses her arms*
Me: Me too.





























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