Monday - 1st sectionSpanish Class:
Leo, put down your hand, we all know you can speak Spanish.
Piper, you can't charmspeak the teacher into thinking you answered the question correctly.
Frank, stop being a spider!
Annabeth, don't squish Frank.
Percy, no Annabeth doesn't need a hero right now; its just Frank.
Hazel, put down the silver pen, it is not a toy.
Jason, you are not allowed to electrocute the teacher.
Teacher: Yeah, Jason! Now, pop quiz time!
Me: Go ahead Jason...
Teacher: Today, we will be using Bunsen burners to create vacuums with soda cans and water!
Leo, yes, you HAVE to use the burners, not your fingers.
Percy, you have to use the water they give you.
Frank, run! Percy is trying to drop the water on you!
Hazel, where did you get that ancient soda can, and why is there a hole in the classroom floor?
Annabeth, we know you know how to make an endless black hole vacuum, but we're just using soda cans.
Jason, why is that huge pile of cans sizzling...?
Piper, NO! You can't charmspeak Leo to do it for you!
Leo: She can't?
Me: She can't!
Piper: *charmspeak* Yes I can.
Me: Yes she can.
Teacher: Again? Two periods? Oh, ok. Build popsicle stick bridges, fifteen inches long, and it has to hold at least fifteen pounds.
Annabeth: Me too!
*The rest of the seven back away*
Annabeth: *Puts thirty-pound jug of water on bridge* HAH!
Leo: *Puts five ten-pound books on bridge* Hahaha!
Annabeth: *Puts five ten-pound books AND thirty-pound jug of water on bridge* In your FACE fire boy!
Leo: *sits on bridge, holding jug of water* *sticks out tongue*
Annabeth: *curses in Ancient Greek*
Percy: Its okay. He's a son of Hephaestus. He's supposed to win building competitions.
Annabeth: OK, fine. But mine looks better.
Leo: *accidentally sets bridge on fire. And his body.* Awww, man!
Me: Cool! Collect the ashes! Kiss them! Love them forever!!!
Piper: Shut up.
Teacher: Ok.... Class dismissed.
The Seven: YAY! Break time!