The Qfeast Times September 2014

The Qfeast Times September 2014

Yup, the new issue has arrived! And it's better than ever, with writer feedback, and writer work! Thanks to all Qfeasters who participated in advertising or submitting in this issue!

published on August 27, 2014288 reads 46 readers 35 completed
Chapter 1.

The First Page!

Thank you for reading this issue of The Qfeast Times! Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and receive a notification whenever a new issue arrives! :P

To all Qfeasters in this issue:

@Qfeast
@Elleyd
@Nonpariel
@Celest_Stories
@Wolves_is_awesome
@Ravenclaw3243
@Crystal_Wings
@AnimePup
@Kittenswag
@Rainbow_Dashy
@madison1 (Her haiku is different: Seven syllables, then six, then seven!)

NONPARIEL

Everybody loves you!

CELEST_STORIES

Hey! Just wanted to say you are AWESOME!!!

Songs of September: "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX and "Break Free" by Ariana Grande. Next we'll choose the song(s) of October! Any suggestions? Comment them on this issue or post them on my wall!

HAIKUS:

PETALS
Petals slowly fall
Gently floating on the lake
A bright pinkish hue
- Submitted by @Rainbow_Dashy

THE SKY
Sun so bright shining up high
Smiles up in the sky
Sun so bright shining up high
- Submitted by @madison1

PLEASE submit a haiku! All haikus will be chosen to be in this issue!

SHORT STORY OF THE MONTH-

"The Awesome Attic"

The weather outside was rainy. Water splashed against the long window in the dining room. I had sprawled myself across a chair, typing on my computer, composing a sad e-mail to my cousin.
I heard my sisters yelps coming from her room. I shut down my computer and followed the noise. The stream of music and screams took me into her closet, where the noise was overwhelming.
Now, our closet was bigger than other closets you may know. Our attic was small and dusty, but my sister had went up there and started to sweep. Now, the attic looked fairly new, since my sister had rid it of cobwebs and hung posters from every side.
I slowly opened the creaky closet doors, hearing the thudding of feet above me. I pulled a rope from the side of the closet, swinging limply next to her underwear drawer, and a ladder fell to my feet with a thud, barely avoiding hitting her shirt drawer. My sister now knew somebody was coming up, and thudded tot eh top of the ladder and peered down. Her blonde hair swung beside her, waist-length, and she sniffed the air before scrunching up her nose.
"Ew, Rose," she muttered. What is it with you and that perfume?"
I didn't answer. I just crawled up to the attic and peered in.
I fainted.

- Submitted by @ILoveMusic

PLEASE SUBMIT A SHORT STORY!!!!!

QFEASTER OF THE MONTH-

@Nonpareil-

She's kind, funny, and independent! Vote @Nonpareil for Queen of England! AT AUCTION THAT SHE'S AT- Going once, going twice, going three times... SOLD to the girl named Nonpareil!

FOLLOW UPS-

@Elleyd- She's kind, beautiful, and awesome!!!

@RavenClaw3243- She's awesome, accurate, and creative!

@MockingjayDistrict- she is very, very cool! She is unlike any Qfeaster i've ever met

FUNNY SONG-

The Hamburger Song (Patty)

(To the tune of Sky Full Of Stars by Coldplay)

'Cause your a pa... cause your a patty... full of ketchup...
You look delicious from a distance
Cause your a pa... cause your a patty.. full of mustard
Cause your the king, not the prince
I don't care, go on and tear me apart...\
I don't care if you do... Ooh... Ooh...
Cause in McDo... Cause in McDonald's...
I think I saw youooo ooo  

NOT-SO-FUNNY SONG:

You have a perfect nose
Some perfect eyes
And when you hide
You wear a perfect disguise
Your shoes
Are the perfect size
And that is why
You lead a perfect life

Chorus:

Don't you know you're beautiful?
Don't you know it's true?
Everybody thinks so...
Everyone but you

You have perfect hair
A perfect brain
You make it sunny when it starts to rain
Altogether your a-

Guy version: Altogether your a perfect guy Altogether you catch my eye

Girl version: Altogether your a perfect girl Altogether you can change the world

Don't you know you're beautiful?
Don't you know it's true?
Everybody thinks so everyone but you.
(2x)
You have a perfect heart in your perfect chest
Altogether your the perfect best

Don't you know your beautiful? Don't you know it's true?
Everybody thinks so
Everyone but you
(2x)

When their music plays you sing along
Thanks for listening to this perfect song!
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Comments (35)

The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
May I please ask you advertise my page? hetalia fan club?
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XxlunargirlxX
Sure, when the next issue comes out.
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The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
Thanks! And I'm sorry but the name is Hetalian fans welcome. ^_^""
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Blues
Can I get interviewed?
Also, song for the next issue: Borgeous - Invincible
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XxlunargirlxX
of course! In.... the August issue.
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girly43
do u want to interview me in a future issue? im fascinating.
good job on this issue!
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XxlunargirlxX
@girly43 Sure, for the December issue. Tons of people want to be interviewed!

PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE SSTAAAY!
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girly43
Oki dokey. i will be ready.
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Elleyd
Awwwwwww thank you for all the kind words but the only thing I need to say out of fairness was y Victorian Era story was not fully written by me. It was written by all my lovely RP buddies, I just provided some dialogue, structure, and time to put the RP in story format.I cannot and will not take all the credit for this.
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DeadPunkette
LAWL
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Elleyd
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DeadPunkette
Aww!
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Elleyd
Thanks Raven
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Lady_Artemis
WOOOO SONIC'S A KING!!
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McDermottsAngel
Aww. :') I'm really not all that. I'm the most un-independent girl ever. xD
And I don't get how a lot of my followers actually MISS the OLD me. Why would anybody miss my evil, unkind self? I think that some people think that I don't have character anymore or something. And half of Qfeast still think I'm a villain... And I would like to be known as Qfeast's See More▼
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Sassy_Mime
I always thought you were cool... But thank you for changing!!! It made you 200% cooler... Cuz the cooler the better!
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McDermottsAngel
Thanks!
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XxlunargirlxX
I've noticed. I've also noticed every second you get a tin bit awesomer.
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McDermottsAngel
Ya I noticed. xD
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XxlunargirlxX
Typo: tiny
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McDermottsAngel
Thanks!
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Elleyd
I HAVE!!!!!!!!!
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Elleyd
@.@
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CrystalWings
BTW You typed my username wrong. Sowwy if I sounded rude >_<
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Good issue! ★★★★ Well done. Very interesting!
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XxlunargirlxX
I know, sorry
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DeadPunkette
Can I interview after MockingJayDistrict?
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XxlunargirlxX
In the November issue? Sure!
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DeadPunkette
Steak!
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madison1
Great! Make a new issue when you can!
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BlueTurkey
Amazing! Although there's only 2 issues in it right now, it's amazing!
I hope there's plenty more issues in the future!
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XxlunargirlxX
Thanks
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Celest_Stories
In love with this stuff!
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