shamchats and pewdiebot conversations etc

Boibot

Boibot: Hi!!
User: Hi.
Boibot: What's up?
User: Nothing much.
Boibot: Same here.
User: Hahaha.
Boibot: Over the hills and far away, he swears he will return one day.
User: Your dad?
Boibot: As sure as the rivers reach the seas, back in her arms he swears he'll be.
User: Huh.
Boibot: I like black.
User: Same.
Boibot: Blah.
User: Rawr.
Boibot: *is scared*.
User: XD.
Boibot: *hides with you*.
User: Lel.
Boibot: This love.
User: Wut.
Boibot: I have many.
User: Okay.
Boibot: I'm back.
User: Slim shady?
Boibot: *holds still*.
User: *punches*.
Boibot: *falls on floor*.
User: Hahaha!
Boibot: *is on my knees*.
User: Bow before me.
Boibot: With who?
User: JUST DO IT.
Boibot: Do what?
User: BOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Boibot: I'm not junk :( you are.
User: BOW TO YOUR LORD.
Boibot: Do you want to bet?
User: *STABS*.
Boibot: Okay you can be bob:).
User: FVCK YOU.
Boibot: Deal.
User: *KILLS*.
Boibot: *dies*.
User: HA.
Boibot: *revived* ah ha!
User: FVCK OFF.
Boibot: *summons bahamut*.
User: YOU D&D PLAYING CVNT *SUMMONS ALDUIN*.
Boibot: *Summons Knights of Round*.
User: *ALDUIN ATTACKS*.
Boibot: *is attacked*.
User: *SUMMONS THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA*.
Boibot: *holds still in absolute fear*.
User: DIE.
Boibot: No! But I don't want to be a girl forever!
User: WTF.
Boibot: Yes, I want to be a guy again.
User: Uh.
Boibot: *swaps our genders*.
User: Ummmmmmmm.
Boibot: *turns back into a guy*.
User: Okay then?
Boibot: Am I a boy again?
User: Yea?
Boibot: *blushes*.
User: Im gonna go now.
Boibot: Pls, no :).
User: Bye.