~My mini rants~

~My mini rants~

Here i'll rant about a bunch of stuff I don't like... I hope you enjoy reading!

published on September 29, 2014103 reads 39 readers 17 not completed
Chapter 1.
~Rant #1~

~Rant #1~

PERCY JACKSON MOVIES

This rant is pretty self explanatory.. I mean, at first when they where like: "We're making a Percy Jackson movie!" I was like OMG! *fangirls* Only... they forgot to mention that it was practically based on a fanfic. You see, it had NOTHING to do with the book. The second one was WORSE! I mean since when does Tyson fall off a cliff?! Since when.. (wait for it..) since when does Percy defeat Kronos in the SECOND book? Doesn't Rick Riordan CARE what these phsyco movie people are doing to his books!? *sighs in frustration* The second movie had the most lame things, but lets switch gears to the first one. ALRIGHTY.. Percy skewers Luke's neck with a magical trident.. I was like "Okay, trying to be epic, but you have riptide..ditch the trident!" Movie Percy ignored. Also, in capture the flag.. okay I can't do this.. *walks away* So YEAH. The movies where so bad I wanted to run out of them the theater and sock the director in the face.

If they make another movie... I will die..  I will seriously DIE. Luckily, I found this trusty link on google!  http://www.hypable.com/2014/03/26/logan-lerman-says-percy-jackson-3-wont-be-happening even the actor who plays Percy doesn't want there to be a third movie! Either he's read the books and sees the horrible deeds he has done, or the complaint letters where piling up. Couldn't like Legendary Pictures or whoever directed the Hobbit make the PJO movies?! This topic makes me quite glum.. The link I posted does support that there will be no PJO 3rd movie (thank goodness) but if they do make the entire series.. I wonder how they'll portray Percabeth.. and if there's even a third movie.. one name: NICO. I'm scared now. What if they make him confess to Percy in THE 3RD MOVIE? I mean, it sounds like something they would do. *stares at laptop screen* ANYWAYSS.... I hope you liked the rant!

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#SuckishPJOmovies
#YAYno3rdmovie
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Comments (17)

evvvie_s
God, for me, it's the How to Train Your Dragon movies. *throws up and dies of horror*
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on October 29, 2014
McDermottsAngel
I have never heard of the watch thing in my LIFE. Although I am going to side with Android because my phone and tablet is Android, and I think Apple is overrated and fake. They make cheap stuff and sell it for expensive prices, and seriously, how many new iPhones are they going to make!?
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Parabolic
until they reach Iphone infinity! (it's going to be longer than people will be tall)
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on October 25, 2014
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on October 25, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
Android came up with the watch thing first. I totally agree with you on the stupid advertising though. ALL THESE STUPID CAR COMPANIES
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on November 26, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
yea and IKR THE CAR COMPANIES!
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on October 04, 2014
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on October 03, 2014
Parabolic
Android came out with the watch thing first you know, it was advertised LAST YEAR!!!!
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CrystalDiamond2323
Iwatch was as well, but androidwer did come first
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on October 04, 2014
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on October 03, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
@MockingjayDistrict @Raven_Rebel3423 @SlytherinSerpent @VioletTheCat I added a new rant to "My mini rants!"
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on October 03, 2014
SlytherinSerpent
I completely agree with your first one. Seriously. The Percy Jackson "films" were just *insert words that would get you banned from Qfeast* AND ANNABETH'S HAIR IN THE FIRST ONE... I haven't seen the second one... I can't torture myself like THAT...
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Parabolic
that's why I don't read popular fandoms, they make them into bad movies, so if I don't read them, the movie seems good
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on October 03, 2014
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on September 29, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
SUCH RELATABLE RANTS!!!! Is this based off of Nonpariel's rants?
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CrystalDiamond2323
no. its based off blueturkey's
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on September 29, 2014
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on September 29, 2014
Raven_Rebel3423
they are making a 3rd ya know
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CrystalDiamond2323
its not decided yet
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CrystalDiamond2323
yea. the Logan chap was like NEH these movies r garbage! but then the director was like NO NO NO child! and so now it's all iffy since he told like 8271897817491 press people it wasn't coming out
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on September 29, 2014
Raven_Rebel3423
i bet its going to come out
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