Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Battle of the Northern Beach

Andrea looked at the sun setting below the horizon with a blank expression as a breeze from the sea blew her black hair softly. Prussia cautiously walked over to her and sat down slowly. Andrea didn't even acknowledge his presence and continued staring into the distance at nothing in particular. Prussia cleared his throat and Andrea slowly turned to face him, her green eyes showing an expression looking as if she wanted to die. Prussia yawned and asked North tiredly, "So, how was your day?". Andrea rolled her eyes and responded bluntly, "Don't try to talk to me like you know nothing happened. You talking to me can't make her come back. I'm staying here forever and there is nothing you can do about it."
Andrea's head suddenly whipped around as she heard shouting coming from further down the beach. "Oh I swear if that's my punk ass sister I'm about to flip.", Andrea muttered as she stood to her feet and used the binoculars that were around her neck. In the distance she could make out a bit of Simone and her army transporting supplies. Andrea shouted to her troops that were camping on the cliff above the beach and they slid down with their weapons ready to fight.
Andrea's army moved quickly to the part of the beach Simone was at and a battle quickly commenced. Simone started giggling uncontrollably when she saw Andrea. "I never thought I'd get to see your ugly face this soon, that Alex chick was a pussy but I thought she'd stay for longer.", Simone said tauntingly as she blocked a blow from Andrea's sword with her gun. Andrea growled and slashed her sword so hard a piece of Simone's gun was sliced off. "Oh shit, she's angry!", Simone said to nobody in particular as she laughed then her laughter abruptly stopped, "that was my favourite gun and now I'm going to murder the shit out of you."