Sun and Moon: Crummy Potato Version

Cheater

"North is a fücking bitch! DOODADOODA! I'm gonna kill that fücking witch! OHDADOODADAY!", Skylar sang as she skipped through the forest leading her men. She had been dead for three days and her men had evacuated the castle on Neverland's order when he woke up a day after Skylar died. Skylar was awake now and she had a trick up her sleeve. Her troops had to travel to one of the many trading ports along Narnia's bay.
Skylar's eyes widened as she heard the roaring of waves in the distance and she sprinted through the trees as a blast of salt scented air greeted her when she emerged. She saw two ships at the dock and squealed excitedly. "North is gonna be so pissed at me.", Skylar thought as she giggled uncontrollably. She slid down the rocks on the cliff and fell onto the beach below.
Neverland and the rest of the troops climbed down the cliff and joined Skylar on the beach. Skylar sprung up to her feet and ran to the dock where the captain of the ships greeted her. "I assume these supplies are for your army?", The man asked in a thick Russian accent gesturing towards the ships. "Yes, and tell Ivan many thanks for these weapons and also give him this.", Skylar said handing him a envelope with a sun stamp symbol on it. "Yes ma'am.", The Captain said glancing suspiciously at the envelope. "Open it and I'll kill you.", Skylar said smiling sweetly before she yelled at her troops to start unloading the boats. "There is about a 10% chance that Ivan will enter this war", Skylar thought sadly. "Ugh cheating is so hard!", Skylar said kicking a rock into the sea.