Purrfect cat puns

Here are some cat puns I've found online, you can use them to annoy your friends and family!

published on February 10, 20163 reads 3 readers 1 not completed
Purrfect cat puns

Cat Puns List 1

Fur real = For real
Purr-fect = Perfect
Litter-ally = Literally
Meow = Now
Kitten me = Kidding me
Claw-ful = Awful
Paw-some = Awesome
Paw-sitive = Positive
Purr-sonal = Personal
Purr-suasion = Persuasion
Fur-tunate = Fortunate
Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate
Paw-fer = Prefer
Fur-ever = Forever
Lion = Lying
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Paw-don me = Pardon me
Feline = Feeling
Su-purr-ior = Superior
Claw-ver = Clever
Tail = Tell
Fur-miliar = Familiar
Tail-ent = Talent
Meow-ntain = Mountain
Paws = Pause
Cat-titude = Attitude
In-fur-ior = Inferior
Cat-ch = Catch
Meow-sician = Musician
Tail = Tale
Hiss-tory = History
Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Be-claws = Because
Furry = Very
Paw-table = Portable
Furred = Third
Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically
Litter-a-ture = Literature
Claw-some = Awesome
Purr-haps = Perhaps
Won-fur-ful = Wonderful
Mew = You
Fur-ward = Forward
Bo-fur = Bother
Pounce to my level = Get on my level
Help meow-t = Help me out
Cat = Get/got
Mew = New
Fur-get = Forget
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ChocolerryPOP
XD yes!
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on February 10, 2016