ECLIPTIC

Once dead, Always dead

So this lady killed me again (isn't this getting a little old and boring?)
Her red eyes flickered with evil. If I wasn't so utterly stupid at this time my wimpy instincts would have kicked in.
"I am sorry Mort Viviant," the woman said sounding really UNsorry, "But you must DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
So she ate me alive (or wait I was dead) so she gobbled me up. She started by chopping off my pinkies (THEY WERE MY FAVOURITE FINGERS), put them in batter, deep fried them and ate them. Then she gouged out my eyes and eat them straight from the sockets. I couldn't watch anymore. My eyes were gone.
I AM DEAD! I LIED AT THE START! I DIDN'T EVEN SURVIVE UNTIL CHAPTER TWO. Isn't that sad :(.