Total Drama Pasta!

Episode 6: Technical Difficulties

Tan: Last time-

Noises were coming from underwater, the island was having some technical difficulties.

Tan: On Total Drama P-

More noises..

Tan: Oh shut up already island!

Tan: Last time on Total Drama Pasta, teams had a delightful visit from Pinkemena Diana Pie. Teams made cupcakes to impress her, some were bad, some were good. In the end it was Sally vs Toby in a contest even though they were in the same teams. In the end, Sally tampered with the votes for her to get the big explosion. Who will die? Who will fly? Find out right here.. Right now on..

Tan: Total..Drama..Pasta!

Noises.

Tan: Oh my god someone needs to clean that system!

*introduction*

BEN: ...What the hell is with the island?

Jeff: Yeah.. It's so annoying today.

Jeff: Wait did the island ever feel like quick sand?

Toby: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE DUMBASS? LEARN YOUR [censored] FACTS [censored].

Jeff: Geez rage much?

BEN: You sure do rage alot.

Jane: 2 days without Sally.. Can't survive.. Like-

BEN: 'Like?' This isn't Youtube were you can say Like Comment Subscribe! Okay?

Jane: I was about to say.. Like how can I make it this far?

BEN: Oh.

*Angry Hawks cabin*

Hoody: When is there going to be Merge?

Masky: Hey your voice is back!

Hoody: Yeah, I got confidence from it!

Slender: Proxies, does it feel like sinking to you?

Hoody: Now that you think about it.. It does!

Masky: Yeah.

Jack: Maybe it's your imagination?

Masky: Must be.

Hoody: Im really light on my f-ëæhß-eet today!

Slender: Your voice.. Oh my..

Hoody: Oh sorry. I can't help it..

Tan: Does it feel like sinking campers?

BEN: Yeah..

Jeff: Uhhuh.

Jack: Nah.

Island: Self destruct launched. 1:50:12.. 1:50:11..

Tan: Woah! Ok everyone to the docks!

The teams heard Tan and rushed for the islands. They worried about the self destruct.

Smile Dog came last this time.

Smile: *pouts* (Im just.. Tired..)

Tan: Ket me calmly say to you campers.. THE ISLAND IS SELF DESTRUCTING!

The teams both screamed.

BEN: WE'RE DOOMED!

Tan: UNLESS.. You can hack into the main frame and..

Tan: Shut it down. And..

Tan: The teams are being merged!

The teams gasp.

BEN: Fnally.

Toby: Fnally I can be seperated from these losers..

Tan: First one to deactivate the system gets immunity..

Tan: 3..2..1.. Go!

The teams rush for the nearest technical entry.

Jack: Where do you think the entry is?

Hoody: S-æœë.-Omewhere.

Masky: Your losing your voice Hoody.

Slender: We should find this entry..

Jeff and BEN's alliance were searching for the opening.

BEN: I've detected an opening.

Jeff: How?

BEN: Eh..

Jeff: Ok anyway, lets get to the opening.

Toby was alone.

Toby: Where the [censored] is this shit at?

Voices inside Toby's head: At the mountain..

Toby: Oh thanks asshat.

Jane lost in thoughts silent and walking.

Jane: *sigh*

Jane: Oh the opening!

When Jane arrived everyone was already there.

Tan: Alright campers, get through the security system in order to win.

[Sorry, I forgot all about confessions!]

Confessional Jack: Hehe, I got a list set up of who I'll vote off.

Confessional Jack: BEN needa to go, Jeff needs to go, Hoody and Masky and Jane need to go, the only wild cards are Toby and Slender but I think they'll be defenceless against me.

Confessional BEN: Obviously I could hack Into the system right now, I'm strategising so I don't look suspicious.

Confessional Slender: Fnally the time has come for idols. Me, Masky and Hoody have a chart of all the idols.

Confessional Toby: These idiots have no idea what I've got. Hehe, i found it in the well south west, holy shit it was the Wiki Guide. I can edit their stories whenever I want, but I can't edit Tan's.

Confessional Mark: Such confessions.

Confessional Jane: I've been feeling empty ever since Sally left.. I wonder if I'll lose due to stress.

The players rush down the halls of security.

Jane dodges some lasers while BEN walks through everything.

The teams all pass the laser hall. And time for the water hall.

BEN: No..No..No no no.. Water.. No no no.. No.

Jeff: Whats wrong dude?

BEN: I hav-e a ph0bi4 07 w473r.. 20 y34h..

Jeff: Dont worry.. Just get through it quickly.

Jane passes the water. Toby passes the water. Slender, Masky and Hoody pass the water, Jack passes the water.

BEN: Eh? What's this?

BEN confessional: Heh, looks like I found Jack's incriminating chart of everyone.

Jeff passes the water.

BEN quickly struggles t get through the water, but he makes it.

BEN: Y-3-ES!

Tan: Teams must also pass.. The fire hall!

Toby confessional: Oh god.. Fire gives me the willies. [censored].

Toby runs through their screaming like a lady. Jane passes, BEN passes, Jeff passes, Jack passes, Everyone else passes through.

Jeff confessional: Oh shit. A room of.. Guns.

Tan: The hall of guns!

Everyone passes except for Jeff.

Jeff: You know what.. I'm not coming!

Jeff turns back every challenge.

They reach the hacking room to enter a code.

Jack: How we going to get past?

BEN: Ask your chart Jack.

Jack confessional: Oh god no..

Jack: What're you talking bout?

BEN: This.

BEN shows the chart that Jack had drawn.

Jane: Thats just rude..

Toby: Wow. Eliminated up my ass.

BEN hacks into the code.

BEN has the the code and resets the detonation.

Tan: BEN wins immunity!

The players exit the halls through a door next to the lab.

The players head for the ceremony.

Jane, Jack, BEN and Jeff have voted.
Slender, Masky, Toby and Hoody have voted.

Tan: Voting will begin.

Tan: BEN, Jeff, Masky, Jane and Slender are safe.

Tan: Hoody for... Um... Whatever Jack is out.

Jack is greeted to a submarine of explosions were his elimination holds.

Jack: Grr.. BEN..

He is sent flying into the air eliminated from the show.

Tan: Whi will fly? Who will die? Who will cry? Find out next time on..

Tan: Total..Drama..Pasta!

~~To be continued, charging IPad!~~