Total Drama Pasta!

Episode 2: I Ate An Octopus!

Zalgo has been eliminated!

Toby: Yoo, what the [censored] is this shit BEN?

BEN: It's my gaming console that I transported from where I mostly hang out.

Toby: That gaming console is like shit in a toilet that flushed out because of a little [censored] named BEN.

Jeff: Well atleast it's something Toby..

Toby: It's nothing.

Jeff: Shut the [censored] up Toby.

Toby: No y--

Tan: Testing! Testing!

Jane: Yeah we can hear you..

Sally: Too loud!

Seedeater: Grrr.. (Shut up Tan.)

Grinny: Zis is uncalled for..

Eyeless Jack: Where's the noise coming from?!

Tan: Good morning campers! Meet me at the Jungle Of Bats now!

The players rush for the Jungle Of Bats hoping they would get a prize if they came first.

Smile is first due to his increased speed on 4 legs.

Tan: Sorry, but no prizes! This is part 1 of the challenge, teams have to find the dinner table throughout the forest. There will be part 2 of the challenge.

Tan: 3..2..1.. GO!

The teams rush into the forest quickly.

Masky: Hey I think I found something!

Hoody: Huh?

Slender: What is it proxies?

Masky: I found something Slender!

Slender: Yes, what is it?

Hoody: A map?!

Hoody: I think we hit luck bottom.

Slender: *gasp* The immunity idol map?!

Hoody: This shows were all the immunity idols are..

B.o.b was out smelling flowers instead of doing the challenge.

B.o.b: Pwetty fwowers!

Sally: Are we there yet miss?

Jane: Soon Sally. We'll be there.

Grinny: Zis is hard!

Meanwhile, BEN and Jeff are searching.

BEN: This isn't that hard actually.

Jeff: Yeah, I know right?

BEN: I don't see why Grinny is stressing so much.

Jeff: Woo there's a table!

BEN: Oh yeah we win!

Tan: Testing! Gentle Seals won part 1!

Everyone follows the noise and finds themselves at the table.

Jane: *whispers* BEN and Jeff are threats for sure..

Sally: Okay miss.

Tan: You have to eat the things that Mark gives to you.

Toby: WAFFLES?!

Tan: Yes!

Toby: WOOO!

Tan: Here come some now!

Tan: Octopus waffles!

Tan: But, fortunately for the Gentle Seals. you all get half instead of a whole! Bad luck Angry Hawks, you get full.

Slender: I cannot eat this madness!

B.o.b: *scoffs down food*

Tan: Angry Hawks somehow win, part 2/6.

Mark: Here comes pepperoni raw fish!

BEN: I guess I like fish.

B.o.b scoffs it down again.

Mark: Worm noodles?

B.o.b scoffs or down.

Mark: part 4/6! Rotten potato with apple juice mixed with butter!

B.o.b eats it slowly. BEN finishes it first and so does Sally.

Mark: And finally the last one..

Tan: Oh the suspense kills me!

Mark: An octupus mixed with a child that vomited on itself.

Seedeater: Ok, I lost my appetite for children.

Toby: God it looks like the Angry Hawks have won again..

B.o.b quickly swallows the while thing in under 3 seconds.

Tan: The Angry Hawks w--

Gurgling noises are heard from b.o.b's stomach. They start getting louder until..

He vomits!

He vomits out all the food on the table.

Sally: Finished!

Tan: The Gentle Seals win!

Eyeless Jack: What?! But b.o.b ate all of the food before them!

Tan: But he vomited it out and Sally had finished the last meal so Gentle Seals win!

Tan: Elimination ceremony starts soon!

The teams head to their cabins, Angry Hawks decide who they vote.

Smile: Grr.. (I might vote Slender, he didn't do as much.)
Seedeater: Grr.. (How about him? He vomited all over everyone.)
Smile: Bark! (Good point!)

Eyeless Jack: Im thinking of b.o.b..
**silence**

Masky: Eyeless Jack?
Hoody: ..How about the guy with no arms?

Slender: I got my vote.

Everyone is finished deciding and head for the elimination ceremony.

BEN: Im so excited!
Jeff: Yeah!
Jane: Typical Jeff..
Jeff: What was that?
Jane: Nothing!
Sally: This'll be suspense right Mr. Teddy?
Grinny: Wonderful Zis!

Tan: Get voting Angry Hawks!

Slender has voted.
B.o.b has voted.
Eyeless Jack, Masky and Hoody have voted.
Seedeater has voted.
Smile has voted.

Tan: Slender.. 0, Eyeless Jack.. 0, Masky and Hoody.. 0, Smile.. 0.

Tan: Seedeater, you're on the chopping block for refusing to eat a child. You live for eating children! Deep.

Tan: B.o.b, for finishing your meal and vomiting it out. You got it all over your team mates and I don't think they were very happy about it.

Tan: The person going home is..

*silence*

*silence*

Tan: B.o.b, sorry. You're eliminated from the show.

Seedeater: Grr.. (Phew..)

Tan: B.o.b eliminated, 12 players left, who will win? And who will lose? Find out right here.. Right now on the season of..

Tan: Total..Drama..Pasta!