Introduction.Mark Times the 30 year old worker is walking through a prison.
He has a very odd looking note in his hand.
Mark heads for Cell 303.
Mark: Alright Kan.. It's times up from your sentence for hosting a season with murder!
Kan: No no no! I got arrested for letting someone kill another!
Mark: Whatever, your sentence Is over!
Kan: Nah, I think I'll stay right here! I got my buddies on the left!
Criminal buddy: I'll shit on your house Kan!
Criminal buddy 2: Jerk!
Kan: See, they're all warmed up to me!
Mark: The producers have brain-lit another season-
Mark: -with Creepypasta's!
The shock on Kan's face was the funniest thing ever.
Mark: Yes, Creepypasta's have finally been attracted to our show.
Kan: Really? That's that's..
Kan: Think of all the MONEY!
Kan: And people seeing my beautiful face again!
Even though he was 27 years old.
Kan: Im in!
Kan: Lets get the set pumping irons!
Criminal buddy 2: Are you gonna break us out Kan?!
Kan: Nope! You guys are losers! Haha!
Criminal 1 and 2: You son of a sorry bit--
Guard: Hey no cursing in the jail guys!
Guard: Or you'll be locked up even longer.
Kan: Woo! Free!
Mark: The island.
Kan: What do you mean?
Mark: It sank remember.
Kan: Nonsence: We'll find a even scarier island! The best one yet!