Pickle and the onions.

Shrek and the other onion.

"r wee frenz know? yuew seme liek a preti coll onuin." Asked the pickle.
"oov cors."
"yey"
"Shrek lieks da unyuns" -????
"r yuew shrek" The little pickel asked.
"Pls nu." The onion begged.
"doont eet te onuin shrek"
"nu shrek wll find u n du sum stuf dat iz knut gud" Said the other onion.
"nu nu nu nu nu" Little onion pleaded.
"hid litel onuin hid"

The little onion decided to hide in a super secret place.

"u cannut run frum shrek. he allwayz weill find u n du sum ungud stufs" The other onion exclaimed.
"wur am i." Asked the little onion
"i donut no u mus ckill shrek oar u weill bcom da drek"
"i weel cill shrek." The brave little pickle said.
"i wyll hlp." Said the little onion.
"okey"
"den hoo da pops? i hav no boifrein cuz i no leik boiz"
"an i wil elp 2" Said the other onion.
"i b pops evn doh i no boi"
"k" The little onion said as he took out his infinite supply of rifles.