FattyPatty, CS (nursefunfuncake,) and BobDaCool! Winter Break!

Da open window+orange juice

Delis me thinks as lady comes and ask me what me wanna drink. Me say 100% orange juice, with 100 calories per cup. She give me ugly look so I hi five her in face. Aka slap. Bobie has chosen sprite. Me wonders why anybody would EVER WANT TO drink a LIVING thing! CS chooses water. Me thinks water is absolutely boring.
Den me feel cold. Me shudder. Shidder. Cold! Me has duck humps!
Aka goose bumps. Me is sure frosty will bite me! Frostbite! So lady come. Me tell her da window is open. She rolls get blue eyeballs. Me hi five her face gain. What fun!
She closes window rindow and give me poopy blanky! Sir yuck! Me demand different one! Me says. Or me will give Berry very bad report. She give me evil glare but me good blanky. She is acting jealous. She just wants good blanky to herself. Me commands her to sit Den me pays her on head and say good boy. She is girl. Den me has major poopoo alert! Beedo beedo! Me makes attendant lady cary my to restr9om.Where da ppl rest. She place me on toilet. Me makes her pull down my trous3rs so me dont go poo in me panties. Sh3 hold her nose while i poo. Den me hasher wipe me butt becuase brown stuff is stuck to bottom. Ultra yyuucckk!