FattyPatty and CS on the bus!+at skooli is one an' only FattyPatty! Patty is cool! So CS and me go to kindergawten on bussie! Bussie make loud poopy noises. yucky. CS is me friendo, me is cs's friendo! we very berry good friendos! we get to school now, me take me baggie and put on shoulders, me put CS's baggie on hers. her baggie has sponges on it. pretty pattern. me's has banana slices. yummy. We enter cwasswoom, me see Bobie. me runs over and says "HI". She says "HI" too! We say hi lotsie! den me sit in chairy chair, with McUgly poopy next to me. he is a plump bubby! me fart. McUgly give me poopy look. me fart morey! den teacher say dat dis last day of schoolie schoolio! after dat we have snowy break. but teachey call it winteh bweak! CS come and give me paper. it a notey. it read:
hai patty. we at skool. have god dey!
-dis mesaje is fwom CS
wow! CS is good at writing! me pleased. me write back in me pretty handwiting:
okey. we at skool. skool is werd, very bery werd.
-dis pawpah fwom pattypoo!
P.S. have a poopypotty dey!
me give mcpoop notey to cs, she wead and nod. she smawt. now we get worksheet tingy! it want us to write stuff. it show piggy oinkoink. we wite the piggy noise. me wite oink.
no we at lunchy. dey sewve us yuck poop food der. dat why me bwing me OWN lunch. me has red apple, yellow banana, and orange cantaloupe. Mcyum yum! cs has blue lollipop, white yoyoyogurt, and yellow pooptatoe chip. Bobie! she has colorful pissa, white and brown and red sanwich, and yellow banana too!
now we earthlings go to homeyhome!