FattyPatty, CS (nursefunfuncake,) and BobDaCool! Winter Break!

FattyPatty, CS (nursefunfuncake,) and BobDaCool! Winter Break!

What happens when MissFattyPattyPoo, CS, and BobDaCool have a winter adventure?

published on April 23, 201438 reads 14 readers 10 not completed
Chapter 1.

FattyPatty and CS on the bus!+at skool

i is one an' only FattyPatty! Patty is cool! So CS and me go to kindergawten on bussie! Bussie make loud poopy noises. yucky. CS is me friendo, me is cs's friendo! we very berry good friendos! we get to school now, me take me baggie and put on shoulders, me put CS's baggie on hers. her baggie has sponges on it. pretty pattern. me's has banana slices. yummy. We enter cwasswoom, me see Bobie. me runs over and says "HI". She says "HI" too! We say hi lotsie! den me sit in chairy chair, with McUgly poopy next to me. he is a plump bubby! me fart. McUgly give me poopy look. me fart morey! den teacher say dat dis last day of schoolie schoolio! after dat we have snowy break. but teachey call it winteh bweak! CS come and give me paper. it a notey. it read:

hai patty. we at skool. have god dey!
-dis mesaje is fwom CS

wow! CS is good at writing! me pleased. me write back in me pretty handwiting:

okey. we at skool. skool is werd, very bery werd.
-dis pawpah fwom pattypoo!
P.S. have a poopypotty dey!

me give mcpoop notey to cs, she wead and nod. she smawt. now we get worksheet tingy! it want us to write stuff. it show piggy oinkoink. we wite the piggy noise. me wite oink.

no we at lunchy. dey sewve us yuck poop food der. dat why me bwing me OWN lunch. me has red apple, yellow banana, and orange cantaloupe. Mcyum yum! cs has blue lollipop, white yoyoyogurt, and yellow pooptatoe chip. Bobie! she has colorful pissa, white and brown and red sanwich, and yellow banana too!

now we earthlings go to homeyhome!
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MissFattyPattyPoo
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on May 01, 2014
nursefunfuncake
Oops I mean last three chapters. Why u no include me in last three chapters?
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on April 30, 2014
nursefunfuncake
Me iz not included in da last five chapters!
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on April 30, 2014
BobDaCool
AMAZING writing...
every little detail filled in...
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JeweledOwl812
Um
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JeweledOwl812
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on June 21, 2014
BobDaCool
Lol I was kidding
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on June 21, 2014
JeweledOwl812
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on June 17, 2014
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on April 23, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
interesting...
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on April 23, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
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on April 23, 2014