da packi bobie. today first me day at school! i pack stuff in me knapsack! i stuff in toiletries, also toothy brushlet and bookie. my bookie is called ABC 123! me goes to school. but me has annoyings neighbor called bobertino! my muther says we friendies will be. i think not. i goes to schools. while me walking, me spot pack of peopleos. they weirdo and fatty-patty. i sneak behind da fatty-pattys. they talk bout weirdo stuff. me think they weird.
me takes out ABC 123 book and toss at biggiest fatty patty head. it go thunky wunky. weirdos look behind. me say hi. they scream weirdo stuffy and i say hi agains wonderingy if theys didn't heary before. they ignore! me think they rudey rude rude, so me punch. punch all day. thens, me gets in troubles and miss first schoolie pooly day! me not upset abouty that. then somethingy worsey than da pack happened... bobertino knocks on me doors!