The guy who loved onions!

This is about a man who loved onions but the onions give him gas.. and then he meets the love of his life...

published on March 16, 201413 reads 12 readers 7 completed

The only one!

There was this guy who loved onions more than anything, until he met this girl and fell in love. So he vowed to give them up because they gave him so much gas. One day he was walking down the street by a market and they were having an onion sale. He couldn't resist and so he bought one and it was so good, he ate the whole thing.Later he met up with his gf and she told him that she had a surprise for him at home, but before they entered the house she put him on a blind fold.When they entered the house the phone rang and she went into the kitchen to answer it. Well by now, the onions has begin to kick in and he had to fart. So he listened out and heard her still on the phone so he let out a loud fart. Umm that feels much better he said. A few seconds later, he had to fart again, so he listened for her again and she was still on the phone. This time he couldn't hold back and let out the loudest fart you have ever heard. A few seconds later his gf re-entered the room. Are you ready for the surprise she said. O.k you can take off the blind fold." SURPRISE" everyone shouted!!!!!!
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CrystalDiamond2323
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on October 09, 2014
Pewdiepie_Bros_United
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on April 13, 2014
Acacia_The_Goddess
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on March 26, 2014
Acacia_The_Goddess
Omg This is so funny! XD
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on March 26, 2014
IAMTROYSMITH
shut up! ur just trying to look cool on a website that you shouldn't be on if your gonna be rude like that so lay off you wouldn't be on this page right now if you actually hated what she did so screw off.
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CrystalDiamond2323
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on October 09, 2014
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on March 19, 2014
freddie
rubbish story, makes no sense
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on March 19, 2014