Stupid Things People Say

My friend dared me to make this wonderful book. Actually it's a sad book. So this book will contain of different categories. I'm not listing them due to laziness. ON TO THE BOOK THINGY!

published on June 12, 201728 reads 12 readers 0 not completed
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Chapter 7.

Changing song lyrics

... probably a bad idea...

Uptown Funk: "Stop, wait a minute. Fill my cup, put some liquor in it!"
"Stop, shut the f*ck up. I don't give a shit 'bout what ya sayin'."

Gonna Go Far Kid: "With a thousand lies, and a good disguise, hit em right between the eyes."
"With all your lies, and your dumb disguise, Imma kill you when you cheat."

Sakura Kiss: "Kiss, kiss, fall in love!"
"Kill, kill, drown in blood!"

Don't trust me: "You know your boyfriend? He says he got beef. I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him."
"You know you're girlfriend? She's says she's vegan. (Oh, please.) I'm a f*cking carnivore, and I ain't f*cking scared of whores."

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