Stupid Things People Say

My friend dared me to make this wonderful book. Actually it's a sad book. So this book will contain of different categories. I'm not listing them due to laziness. ON TO THE BOOK THINGY!

published on June 12, 201728 reads 12 readers 0 not completed
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Chapter 4.

Ruby

My best friend has said some of the weirdest stuff Ive heard of. Of course, she is strangely enough my 'Family'. Here is what she says.

"I'm speaking pigeon."

"F*ck this! Math is for nerds!"

"I want a d*ck!"

"My house is an insane asylum."

"SHUT UP, I NEED TO DO THIS!"

"Lily. Lily. STAHP IGNORING ME! BITCH!"

"I'M FABULOUS! F*CK OFF!"

"I'm a unicorn."

"No. That's stupid like Chris."

There you have it. Ruby has always said weird stuff and laughs about pervertedness.
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