Dumb Questions to Ask

Dumb Questions

1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
2. Is a small pig called a Hamlet?
3. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
4. If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
5. Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
6. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
7. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
8. When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
9. Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
10. Where is Old Zealand?
11. Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
12. Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
13. Do fish get thirsty?
14. Do socks count as underwear?
15. What would happen if I hired two spies to follow the other?
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