Voldy's Adventures

Voldy's Dandruffily Bad Day

The next morning Voldy discovered that his pillow had been snowed on overnight. Voldy thought that hair had caused dandruff, but obviously not. He frowned and realized he'd have to shampoo his head or something, otherwise he might be fired from his job for snowing on everything.
Voldy went to the store. There he searched the hair products, and finally found something that might help. The bottle said "Put on head daily. Will prevent dandruff and apparently turning to stone upon death (person will just die instead of get all flaky)."
"This will be perfect." said Voldy. He bought it and brought it home, but on the way he met Lucius.
"Hello." said Lucius.
"Hello, Lucius." said Voldy, eyeing Lucius' stunning pink hair.
"Do you like it?" Lucius asked. "I did it myself just yesterday. Draco liked it so much I helped him do it to his hair, too. I hope his gets like mine, it isn't as thick yet."
"Amazing." Voldy said, not listening. He was annoyed, like always, at Lucius.
"And I got a pedicure." Lucius said. "Want to see?"
"No." Voldy said quickly. "Keep your socks on."
"Is that a figure of speech?" asked Lucius.
"No." Voldy shook his head. "That's 'keep your shirt -or skirt- on'."
"I see." Lucius said. "Well, see you Voldster. I've got to catch a bus. Draco is in a play tonight."
"That's nice." Voldy said. "See you, Lucius."
When Voldy got inside he tripped and fell on Nagini, who had been sleeping on the doormat (which, by the way, did not say Welcome. It said Go Away and Stay Away). She snapped at Voldy, who sprawled on the floor, and the bottle flew and broke in the bag of Snake Kibble.
"NOOO!" yelled Voldy.
"GRRRRRAARR!" snarled Nagini, who tore at Voldy's robes and slithered towards the bag, Voldy sadly following.