Twilight Parody

Twilight Parody

Does It Really Need An Explanation? Apparently It Needs A Very Long Explanation...

published on October 28, 2012154 reads 48 readers 19 not completed
Chapter 1.

She Moves To Spoons St.

"Mom, I hate you! I am going to live with Dad!" Bella screamed. "Thank God!!" My mom cheerily yelled. Bella rolled her eyes. She ran across 2 streets to Dad's place on Spoons Street.
"Your living here now?" Dad exclaimed. What he meant was "why? Lord, what did I do?"
"whatever"-Bella
"So you gonna switch schools?" -Dad
"whatever" -Bella
"You could find Jacob, reconnect with him" -Dad
"whatever. I'm going to sleep" -Bella
"thank god! I mean, love you honey!" -Dad

Bella stomps upstairs and throws herself onto the bed.
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Comments (19)

Insane_feline
Better than the movie
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on November 25, 2015
sleepysuga
Wtf....
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sleepysuga
I hate myself for loving it.
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on June 21, 2015
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on June 21, 2015
XxlunargirlxX
To catesonskates- This isn't an insult about twilight.
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on April 28, 2014
XxlunargirlxX
lool
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on April 28, 2014
peace_out
Ha ha lol
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on November 19, 2013
EvilAngel1490
This story is sooo funny!!!
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on February 13, 2013
Nobody.07
How was that mean?
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on January 21, 2013
catesonskates
Mean
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on January 15, 2013
Nobody.07
Thanks CG101
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on January 12, 2013
crazygirl101
Lol it was too funny
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on January 12, 2013
Nobody.07
Haha!
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on December 11, 2012
Beauty784
LOL
Awesome story!
It made me laugh so much!
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on December 10, 2012
youfunnyz
LMFAO
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on November 23, 2012
Nobody.07
thanks guys!!
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on November 05, 2012
potterpox
Love this one
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on November 03, 2012
Clove
Heeeeeeeeeeeee funny
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on November 02, 2012
Nobody.07
... @everygirl2012 it is only a parody. definition for parody: deliberate exaggeration or imitation of an author's work for a comical effect. It's SUPPOSED to be funny, and "completely false!" And why would I rewrite the real book of Twilight on here?? And if you thought it was really Twilight, why would you read it if you all ready know how it goes??
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on October 30, 2012
Little.Blue
That's not how it happens!!!!! thats completely false!!!!!!!
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on October 29, 2012