"Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)Me: Hello, welcome to "Anthony Talks" I am your host, Anthony. I do not have a co-host yet, so i am doing this one alone. Our guest... (gulp) Alma Wade.
Alma appears on the couch. Her eyes send chills down my spine.
Me: Ok, I can't do this alone. I need to make a phone call.
I dial a number on the phone.
Me: sorry to bother you, but im in the middle of the show and i cant do this interview without someone with me. Could you perhaps fill in as co-host for now? Just until i find someone?... you will? Oh thank you so much.
I hang up.
Me: While we wait for my co-host, please enjoy this small video about alien penguins and ninja cats.
Show goes of air for 15 minutes...
Me: Hello and we are back. Our co-host is here. She will be co-hosting until a permanent co-host is found. Let me introduce to you... Zone-Tan.
Zone-Tan comes out and sits in the co-host seat.
Me: Thank you for filling in for now.
Zone: No problem. Keep in mind, you owe me one.
Me: What do you want?
Zone: Jack's soul.
Me: You got it.
Zone: Ok that works.
Alma: Lets do this already.
Me: Alma, why are you so scary?
Alma: Because it is fun. Everybody fears me.
Zone: What are you? A ghost? Demon?
Alma: I am a ghost. I love to be feared. Youll see me in your nightmares.
Me: Why are you called the "mother of the apocolypse"?
Alma: This interview is lame. I am leaving now.
Zone: You are not leaving yet.
Zone snaps her fingers and Alma bursts into flames and explodes.
Me: Well... I guess this interview is over...
Zone: We still got a few... so who is next on the show?
Me: Next up is the one and only Freddy Krueger from "A Nightmare On Elm Street."
Zone: Ok then thats a wrap.
Show goes off the air.