Ask The Slashers (Horror Icon Talk Show)

Week 1, Day 1

Week 1, Day 1.

Stephanie: *Walks on stage and waves to audience* Hey everyone! Steph here or as you all know me as, XXxSilentHopexXX.

Audience: *cheers loudly and claps*

Stephanie: *smiles* Now, as you guys heard, my best friend Ana and I are hosting a new show for all of you horror icons out there. Ana! Would you come out here please!

Ana: *walks out on stage. Waves to audience*

Audience: *cheers loudly*

Ana: *Takes a seat next to Stephanie and smiles* Wow, so this is what being on stage feels like.

Stephanie: -_-…..anyways *shakes head* Ana and I decided to host our own TV show for the horror icons. *gets up from seat and walks to middle of stage* This show will be where you get to greet and meet your favorite horror icon and also ask them any questions that you may have, but just remember! One rude comment and your good as dead. (0_0)
Ana: *gets up* Ladies and gentlemen! May Stephanie and I present to you, the nightmare himself….FREDDY KRUEGER!

Freddy: *walks out on stage and smirks*

Audience: *cheers and claps*

Fan girls in audience: *screams loud and throws kisses at Freddy*

Freddy: *walks to edge of stage and takes a bow. Walks over to Ana and Stephanie and gives them both a hug*

Stephanie: (0_0) *hugs back*

Ana: *squeals and clutches onto Freddy longer* Freddy? Maybe after the show, maybe you and I can go back to my place and watch your movies or something?

Freddy: *winks* remind me after the show babe

Ana: *squeals* hehe! *grabs Stephanie by the shirt collar* I got a date with Freddy!

Stephanie: *pushes Ana away and rolls eyes* Yeah whatever -_-

Ana: Now ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you! The Prince of Pain! The head leader of the Cenobites! I welcome you…PINHEAD!

Pinhead: *walks out and takes a bow in front of the audience*

Fan girls: *reaches out for Pinhead* Pinny! Over here over here! We love you!

Audience: *cheers for Pinhead and bows down to him*

Pinhead: *see’s fan girls. Rolls eyes. Walks over to Ana and Stephanie* Good evening ladies and thank you for having me here.

Stephanie: *runs up to Pinhead and hugs him* OMG OMG I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

Pinhead: (o_o)

Ana: umm….Steph? Your kind of freaking him out…

Stephanie: *giggles and lets go* hehe, Pinhead I just want you to know that you’re my favorite slasher and you’re the best! And not to mention…kind of hot ;)

Pinhead: (0_0) Umm...*turns to Ana and whispers* if I have to put up with her through out the rest of the show, can I get paid a little extra?

Ana: ummmm....

Stephanie: *wraps arms around Pinhead* OMG OMG OMG I love you!!! Omg I can't believe your here! Omg! This is a dream come true!

Audience: *laughs*

Pinhead: *groans annoyed. Pushes Stephanie away* I can't believe I'm doing this.

Ana: umm...well. Next off, please welcome the clown that started it all....PENNYWISE!

Pennywise: *comes out on stage driving a clown car*

Audience: *laughs*

Stephanie: *confused* what the hell is he driving out here for? He should be walking like the other two did.

Pennywise: *points finger at Stephanie* Say another word and I'll rip your toung out.

Stephanie: (0_0) *runs over and hides be Pinhead*

Pinhead: *annoyed* She is starting to be a pain. *pushes Stephanie away*

Stephanie: *blows kiss at Pinhead* I love you.

Pinhead: Ew. *shivers*

Ana: *grabs Stephanie* Leave Pinhead alone Steph, he's already getting annoyed with you.

Stephanie: But he's so hot.

Ana: (0_0) ummm...anyways, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next new comer, Michael Myers!

Fan girl: *gets out of her seat. Runs on stage and hugs Micahel*

Michael: (0_0) .........

Fan girl: OMG I Love you Michael! Please marry me!!

Michael: (0_0) ........

Ana: Security!

Security: *comes out and grabs fan girl and escorts her back to her seat*

Michael: (0_0) * walks slowly across stage and takes a seat beside Pinhead*

Stephanie: damn that girl freaked him out. Shit, if I was Micahel, I would of felt the same

Ana: *rolls eyes* Anyways, our next host is no other than that little killer doll himself, Chucky!

Audience: *stands up in there seats and claps as they see Chucky walk out*

Chcuky: *walks out and sticks middle finger up at audience*

Stephanie: *laughs* Oh my god! I can't believe he just done that! *laughs*

Ana: *rolls eyes* so rude! Anyways, ladies and gentlement please give a round of applause for Ghost Face!

Ghost face: *walks out and takes a bow to the audience*

Audience: *claps and cheers*

Ana: Now, last, but not least....the moment you all been waiting for, please give a warm welcome for my favorite, Jason Voorhees!

Audience: *gets up from seats and claps and cheers loudly*

Jason: *walks out with machete and looks at audience*

Stephanie: Daddy! *runs over to Jason and hugs him*

Jason: .............

Ana: Um, Steph? Just because he's your father in your story, "A New Killer Is Born", doesn't mean that he's your father in real life.

Stephanie: *continues to hug Jason* Nonsense! I love Jason! *pulls away and looks up Jason* Wow daddy, your taller in person than what we see in the movies and not to admit how huge you are! Your awesome! I'm so glad you kicked Freddy's ass in the movie, "Freddy Vs. Jason" you were just so fricken awesome!

Jason: *pats Stephanie's head. Walks over towards the other slashers and takes a seat*

Ana: woo! Finally! Now we can get down to business and start asking the slasher's questions.

Audience: *cheers*

Ana: *sits in a chair across from the seven slashers and pulls out note cards with questions on it* Alright, I guess we can...wait! Where's Stephanie?

Stephanie: *walks out from the backstage area with chair. Walks over beside Pinhead and sits chair down. Takes a seat beside Pinhead.*

Pinhead: -_- *annoyed and leans into Stephanie's ear* You do anything out of respect, your soul is mine

Stephanie: *squeals happilly. Claps hands together like a mad woman* OMG he said my soul is his! Hehe!

Pinhead: *confused*

Ana: (0_0)

Jason:..........

Freddy: *stares at Stephanie. Rolls eyes and mummbles* weird bitch...

Ana: *sighs* ok, lets get back to the questions um....alright, this is how it's going to work. Stephanie and I will ask five questions each to one of you guys and then when we're both done, the audience will ask you guys questions....sounds fair?

Chucky: *rolls eyes* Can we hurry up and get this over with already? I have some where to be! *pulls out knife and plays with the tip*

Jason: *nods head. Sits machete on the floor*

Michael: *nods*

Ghostface: *gives thumbs up*

Freddy: *rolls eyes* You mean to tell me we just ask stupid questions and that's it?

Ana: *nods* well yeah, it's a talk show. What do you expect?

Freddy: *narrows eyes* Be careful because you wouldn't want to have nightmares now will ya? *smirks evilly*

Ana: (0_0) Oh shit...

Stephanie: Ok! I got the first question! Pinhead? This question is for you!

Pinhead: -_- *annoyed* It better be good.

Stephanie: Do you have a girlfriend?

Pinhead: -_- No. And if I did, it sure wouldn't be you.

Stephanie: Yay!!! *claps hands together* Pinhead doesn't have a girlfriend! Yes!!! Yes yes yes!

Pinhead: (0_0)

Ana: *rolls eyes* Anyways! Jason? I have a question for you?

Jason:..................

Ana: um...yeah, well, my question for you is, do you kill anyone and everyone that comes to visit camp crystal lake?

Jason:................

Stephanie: *hands Jason notebook and pen* Here you go daddy. I know you can't talk, but at least you can write it out.

Jason: *takes notebook and pen. Stares at it* ...................

Ana: Steph? Come back to reality because this isn't another one of your stories. Jason can't talk or write!

Stephanie: -_- well if you knew that he couldn't talk or write then how come you asked him a question anyway?

Ana: because......*thinks* hm, you got a point there....

Jason: *begins to scribble in notebook. Writes sloppy* Yes, I will kill everyone that comes to my camp because of what they did to me and my mother!

Stephanie: *reads out loud Jason's response*

Audience: Awwwwwwwwww

Jason: *crosses arms over chest and pouts*

Freddy: *snickers at Jason* Stupid baby!

Ana: *glares at Freddy* Ok Freddy, the next question is for you...how do you enter people's dreams? I mean is there like some kind of portal you have to go through to get in or what?

Freddy: Actually, yes there is a portal I have to pass through; Hell's portal.

Stephanie: Your lying! *points finger at Freddy* there is no such thing as a Hell portal

Freddy: -_- How do you know that bitch?

Stephanie: Because....um....*whispers to Pinhead* Is there a hell portal?

Pinhead: -_- Yes

Stephanie: *bows head down in shame* I have shamed myself....

Ana: *sighs* ok guys, focus! Michael? This question is for you....

Stephanie: Wait! you asked two questions already and I only asked one!

Ana: *sighs* Ask your damn question and hurry up

Stephanie: *smiles happpily* Yay! Pinhead? I have another question for you....

Pinhead: -_-

Stephanie: Can I have one of those Lament Configuration boxes?

Pinhead: For what purpose? I'm already here....

Stephanie: Well I know that since your from Hell, and I know Hell don't got no phones so I kind of figured the Lament Configuartion box would be an easy way for me to reach you and call you whenever.

Audience: *Laughs uncontrollaby*

Ana: *shakes head in disbelief*

Pinhead: (0_0) You must be joking....

Stephanie: *smiles* Nope. I'm all real

Ana: ok! Enough of that, next question and Ghost Face this question is for you....Ghost Face? Do you enjoy murdering people?

Ghost Face: It's a good hobby to get addicted too

Chucky: *high fives Ghost Face* Enough said! Killing is what we do! It's like a pill that relieves our stress.

Ana: What stress?

Chucky: Well, take Michael for example. Since he spent years trying to track down and murder his sister, he had to kill other people am I correct Michael?

Michael: *nods*......

Chucky: The people Michael killed were just a toy.

Stephanie: *laughs* a toy? Really? *laughs*

Chucky: *annoyed* I can't explain it any other way!

Freddy: I think what the chuckster is trying to say is that when we stalk out one victim, you know there is benefits that come along with in order to kill your victim and those benefits are other people trying to get in the way and stop you from doing your job.

Ghost Face: Freddy's right. Being a killer, your only wanting to kill that one person and yet everybody has to jump in it and get in the way.

Chucky: But I have no problem with it though. *smirks evilly*

Ana:.......ummm....Steph? You got a question to ask?

Pinhead: *mumbles* it better not be a question for me.

Stephanie: Pinhead?

Pinhead: -_-

Stephanie: I know you and every other slasher has their fan girls, but I have to ask, do you love your fan girls out there? *points to fan girls out in the audience*

Fan girls: *claps and cheers Pinhead's name loudly*

Pinhead: *stares at fan girls. Shrugs* Fangirls are fine with me, but you on the other hand....your completely delusional

Stephanie: hehe, I'm only delusional for you baby *scoots closer next to Pinhead*

Pinhead: (0_0)

Ana:.........um....yeah, anyways. Michael? The next question is for you....why did you murder your family and do you regret that you murdered your family?

Michael:............

Stephanie: Opps, I forgot Mikey can't talk. *hands notepad and pen to Michael*

Michael: *takes pen and notepad and begins to write* The answer to your question is the reason why I killed my family is because of how they treated me. My family was nothing, but worthless including my sister. Do I regret killing them, no. I'm glad their gone.

Stephanie: *reads Michael's response out loud*

Ana: oh....ok....alright Steph, you got the next question and this time, ask somebody else and not Pinhead.

Pinhead: *smiles* Thank you Ana

Stephanie: Pinhead I got a question for you

Ana and Pinhead: *sighs* (-_-)

Stephanie: *scoots closer to Pinhead* Pinhead, how strong are you? I'm the type of girl that love muscles on a man especially in the arms, back and stomach area hehe.

Ana: oh my god...-_- *shakes head*

Pinhead: (-_-) Is this really necessarily?

Stephanie: *smiles* yes

Pinhead: *sighs. Flexes arm and show's arm muscle*

Stephanie: omg....*faints*

Ana: What the....anyways, we'll just leave her on that floor for a while and get her out of our hairs.

Pinhead: *smirks* Sounds like a plan to me

Chucky: Agreed!

Freddy: *looks down at Stephanie* boy she's one crazy bitch I'll tell ya

Ana: Anyways, two more questions and then we'll call it a night.

Chucky: Yes!!

Ana: Pennywise? This question is for you. If a little kid walked up to you and called you Ronald McDonald by mistake, what would you do?

Pennywise: *rolls eyes* Imma tell you what I did to one kid that told me that just the other day. I scared the hell out of that kid by showing him my teeth and now, thanks to Freddy, he's been having nightmares about me for three months straight. Poor kid and his mother think's he's crazy and is sending him away to the hospital.

Ana:......I see......Well, Pinhead? I have a question for you.

Pinhead: *smiles* At least it's a question from you and not from her...*looks down at Stephanie who is knocked out*

Ana: *smiles* ok, your question is, since you are the Prince of Pain, and Angelique is the Princess of Hell, are you two together? I always wondered that when I saw your movie, Bloodline. Because you are a Prince and she's a princess....is that....

Pinhead: The answer to your question is no. Angelique and I are not together. We work together yes, to collect people's souls and bring them back to Leviathan, but other than that, no, we are not together.

Ana: *smiles* Well, that's all for tonight guys. I thank you all for coming here and being here with us tonight.

Slashers: *smirks* Pleasure is all ours....

Ana: (0_0).....um, yeah. Well, we will continue our questions forward on for the rest of this week. If you are a fan of the horror, slashers and have a question to ask, please leave a comment below and ask your question to any of the slashers. Stay tuned next time! Good night everyone! Sweet dreams! Don't let Freddy make you scream!

Freddy: Hey!

Audience: *cheers loudly and claps*

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