Random jokes
how do you make seven an even number?take the s out!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervus ship wrek
Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
A BUNNY HOP!
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
because he felt jumpy
Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
in the hare force
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Grass
I lied about the wheels