funny,funny joke book

funny,funny joke book

Are you bored right now? when your bored read this book,you will be bored to happy!

published on April 06, 201390 reads 55 readers 7 not completed
Chapter 1.

Animal jokes

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!

                                                                                                What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
                                                                                                     It becomes a sour puss!

Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?

                                                                                   What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
                                                                                                       Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!

                                                                                                What day do fish hate?
                                                                                                         Fry-day.

What do call a bear with no ears?
B!

                                                                                 Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
                                                                                          To the MOOO-vies!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

                                                                                    When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
                                                                                          When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!                                                What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
                                                                                                           A walkie talkie!
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Comments (7)

MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess
Not the kind of jokes I like, but still funny. 5 stars. I liked them! Good job!
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on May 18, 2015
JKRowling
I love it What is green and has wheels?
Grass
I lied about the wheels
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on February 23, 2014
planetfroot
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEWEE
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on November 28, 2013
perrieedwards1
oh my god! They are so cheesy
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on July 12, 2013
Katarina12
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on July 02, 2013
Princess_Twilight
i didnt put this as my fav story and it says i did. i have a sneaking suspicion someone hacked into my account
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on April 11, 2013
puglover3000
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting-
MOOOOOOO!
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on April 06, 2013