A Life of Blasphemy, or A Death of Misery

A Life of Blasphemy, or A Death of Misery

This is the life of me. I won't lie to you, strangers of the internet, I actually feel like my life is pretty... different. Enjoy, burn in eternal hell, eat a Snickers, do whatever the hell you want.

published on March 30, 20137 reads 7 readers 5 not completed
Well.. Meet Me.

Well.. Meet Me.

Yo ^_^
I'm Mirzana. I'm an eighth grader. I love drawing, acting, watching Breaking Bad/My Little Pony/The Walking Dead/Awkward/Daria, and sleeping/procrastinating. I have a few close friends, and by few, I mean FEW. I constantly help my friends out with their problems, so I guess I'm some kind of therapist to them. I'm really weird, random, and SUCH an awko taco. I'm kinda pale, extremely insecure, and reeeeaaaalllllyyyyy sucky at math/social studies/science. I have some pretty... weird friends as well.

My teachers don't really like me, because I'm always dancing or talking in class. Heh. Take that, you unimaginative bastards.

I listen to rock music of all kinds. Well, except the Black Veil Brides. To be quite honest, I don't really like them. Like, every time I see them or hear their songs, I go "DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY." Seriously. They scare me.

I have a few outer friends, like, the ones that aren't really close to me. They just come to me when they need something. Lolno, go to hell.

I've raised in a muslim family, currently in a boring, pathetic little town in Kentucky. We moved here in 2010, the day before Halloween. Oh, joy.

Well, back to religion, I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm agnostic. (For those who don't know what agnostic is, it's where you're not an atheist, but you aren't a theist either.) It's kinda like being bisexual, but with religion ^^
Oh yeah, I'm straight. I support gay equality and marriage as much as a lesbian.

So uh.. I have a lot of... encounters in my life. A LOT. This'll sort of be an autobiography in progress. Like, considering I'm still alive. Yeah. I hope you have a good laugh at how pathetic this is gonna turn out.
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kerorelly
LOL WAT
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on June 15, 2013
kerorelly
OMG YES JUST YES YOU'RE REALLY COOOL!!!! :D
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on June 15, 2013
wolfness
I agree with @Nobody.07 and @Marguarette3636, but I followed you just because this was so absolutely strange.
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on June 14, 2013
TheDoctorsAwesomestAssistant
@Leigh07 Agreed!!:)
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on March 30, 2013
Nobody.07
Well, this sounds interesting, though I hope you don't offend anyone with your language.
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on March 30, 2013